Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the secondVanbrugh, John
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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the second
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century
Squ. _Rich._ Nay, that's as you see good----I did no' think 'at you
would ha' thowght of me for a husband, mayhap; unless I had means in
my own hands; and feyther allows me but half a crown a week, as yet a
while.
_Myr._ Oh! when I like any body, 'tis not want of money will make me
refuse them.
Squ. _Rich._ Well, that's just my mind now; for 'an I like a girl,
Miss, I would take her in her smuck.
_Myr._ Ay, Master, now you speak like a man of honour: this shews
something of a true heart in you.
Squ. _Rich._ Ay, and a true heart you'll find me; try me when you will.
_Myr._ Hush! hush! here's your papa come home, and my aunt with him.
Squ. _Rich._ A devil rive 'em, what do they come naw for?
_Myr._ When you and I get to the masquerade, you shall see what I'll
say to you.
Squ. _Rich._ Well, hands upon't then----
_Myr._ There----
Squ. _Rich._ One buss and a bargain.
[_Kisses her._
Ads wauntlikins! as soft and plump as a marrow-pudding.
[_Exeunt severally._
_Enter Sir ~Francis Wronghead~ and Mrs. ~Motherly~._
Sir _Fran._ What! my wife and daughter abroad say you?
_Moth._ O dear Sir, they have been mighty busy all the day long; they
just came home to snap up a short dinner, and so went out again.
Sir _Fran._ Well, well, I shan't stay supper for 'em, I can tell 'em
that: For ods-heart! I have had nothing in me, but a toast and a
tankard, since morning.
_Moth._ I am afraid, Sir, these late Parliament hours won't agree with
you.
Sir _Fran._ Why, truly, Mrs. _Motherly_, they don't do right with us
country gentlemen; to lose one meal out of three, is a hard tax upon a
good stomach.
_Moth._ It is so indeed, Sir.
Sir _Fran._ But, hawsomever, Mrs. _Motherly_, when we consider, that
what we suffer is for the good of our country----
_Moth._ Why truly, Sir, that is something.
Sir _Fran._ Oh! there's a great deal to be said for't--the good of
one's country is above all things----A true hearted _Englishman_ thinks
nothing too much for it----I have heard of some honest gentlemen
so very zealous, that for the good of their country----they would
sometimes go to dinner at midnight.
_Moth._ O! the goodness of 'em! sure their country must have vast
esteem for them?
Sir _Fran._ So they have Mrs. _Motherly_; they are so respected
when they come home to their Boroughs, after a session, and so
belov'd----that their country will come and dine with them every day in
the week.
_Moth._ Dear me! what a fine thing it is to be so populous?
Sir _Fran._ It is a great comfort, indeed! and I can assure you you are
a good sensible woman, Mrs. _Motherly_.
_Moth._ O dear Sir, your Honour's pleas'd to compliment.
Sir _Fran._ No, no, I see you know how to value people of consequence.
_Moth._ Good lack! here's company, Sir; will you give me leave to get
you a little something 'till the ladies come home, Sir?
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