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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the second
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century
Sir _Fran._ Why troth, I don't think it would be amiss.
_Moth._ It shall be done in a moment, Sir.
[_Exit._
_Enter Mr. ~Manly~._
_Man._ Sir _Francis_, your servant.
Sir _Fran._ Cousin _Manly_!
_Man._ I am come to see how the family goes on here.
Sir _Fran._ Troth! all as busy as bees; I have been upon the wing ever
since eight o'clock this morning.
_Man._ By your early hour, then, I suppose you have been making your
court to some of the great men.
Sir _Fran._ Why, faith! you have hit it, Sir----I was advised to lose
no time: so I e'en went straight forward, to one great man I had never
seen in my life before.
_Man._ Right! that was doing business: but who had you got to introduce
you?
Sir _Fran._ Why, no body----I remember'd I had heard a wise man say--My
son be bold--so troth! I introduced myself.
_Man._ As how, pray?
Sir _Fran._ Why, thus----look ye----please your Lordship, says I, I am
Sir _Francis Wronghead_ of _Bumper-hall_, and member of Parliament for
the borough of _Guzzledown_----Sir, your humble servant, says my Lord;
thof I have not the honour to know your person, I have heard you are
a very honest gentleman, and am glad your Borough has made choice of
so worthy a representative; and so, says he, Sir _Francis_, have you
any service to command me? Naw, cousin! those last words, you may be
sure gave me no small encouragement. And thof I know, Sir, you have no
extraordinary opinion of my parts, yet I believe, you won't say I mist
it naw!
_Man._ Well, I hope I shall have no cause.
Sir _Fran._ So when I found him so courteous----My Lord, says I, I
did not think to ha' troubled your Lordship with business upon my
first visit: but since your Lordship is pleas'd not to stand upon
ceremony----why truly, says I, I think naw is as good as another time.
_Man._ Right! there you push'd him home.
Sir _Fran._ Ay, ay, I had a mind to let him see that I was none of your
mealy-mouth'd ones.
_Man._ Very good!
Sir _Fran._ So in short, my Lord, says I, I have a good
estate----but----a----it's a little awt at elbows: and as I desire to
serve my King, as well as my country, I shall be very willing to accept
of a place at Court.
_Man._ So, this was making short work on't.
Sir _Fran._ I'cod! I shot him flying, cousin: some of your hawf-witted
ones naw, would ha' humm'd and haw'd, and dangled a month or two after
him, before they durst open their mouths about a place, and mayhap, not
ha' got it at last neither.
_Man._ Oh! I'm glad you're so sure on't----
Sir _Fran._ You shall hear, cousin----Sir _Francis_, says my Lord, pray
what sort of a place may you ha' turn'd your thoughts upon? My Lord,
says I, beggars must not be chusers; but ony a place, says I, about a
thousand a year, will be well enough to be doing with 'till something
better falls in--for I thowght it would not look well to stond haggling
with him at first.
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