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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the second
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century
_Man._ No, no, your business was to get footing any way.
Sir _Fran._ Right! there's it! ay, cousin, I see you know the world!
_Man._ Yes, yes, one sees more of it every day----well! but what said
my Lord to all this?
Sir _Fran._ Sir _Francis_, says he, I shall be glad to serve you any
way that lies in my power; so gave me a squeeze by the hond, as much as
to say, give yourself no trouble----I'll do your business; with that he
turn'd him abawt to somebody with a coloured ribbon across here, that
look'd in my thowghts, as if he came for a place too.
_Man._ Ha! so, upon these hopes, you are to make your fortune!
Sir _Fran._ Why, do you think there's ony doubt of it, Sir?
_Man._ Oh no, I have not the least doubt about it----for just as you
have done, I made my fortune ten years ago.
Sir _Fran._ Why, I never knew you had a place, cousin.
_Man._ Nor I neither, upon my faith, cousin. But you perhaps may have
better fortune: for I suppose my Lord has heard of what importance you
were in the debate to-day----You have been since down at the house, I
presume?
Sir _Fran._ O yes! I would not neglect the house, for ever so much.
_Man._ Well, and pray what have they done there?
Sir _Fran._ Why, troth! I can't well tell you, what they have done, but
I can tell you what I did: and I think pretty well in the main; only I
happened to make a little mistake at last indeed.
_Man._ How was that?
Sir _Fran._ Why, they were all got there, into a sort of a puzzling
debate, about the good of the nation----and I were always for that,
you know----but in short, the arguments were so long winded o' both
sides, that, waunds! I did no well understand 'em, hawsomever,
I was convinc'd, and so resolved to vote right, according to my
conscience----so when they came to put the question, as they call
it,----I don't know haw 'twas----but I doubt I cry'd ay! when I should
ha' cry'd no!
_Man._ How came that about?
Sir _Fran._ Why, by a mistake, as I tell you----for there was a
good-humour'd sort of a gentleman, one Mr. _Totherside_ I think they
call him, that sat next me, as soon as I had cry'd ay! gives me a
hearty shake by the hand! Sir says he, you are a man of honour, and a
true _Englishman_! and I should be proud to be better acquainted with
you----and so with that, he takes me by the sleeve, along with the
crowd into the lobby, so, I knew nowght----but ods-flesh! I was got o'
the wrung side the post--for I were told, afterwards, I should have
staid where I was.
_Man._ And so, if you had not quite made your fortune before, you have
clench'd it now!----Ah! thou head of the _Wrongheads_.
Sir _Fran._ Odso! here's my lady come home at last----I hope, cousin,
you will be so kind, as to take a family supper with us?
_Man._ Another time, Sir _Francis_; but to-night I am engaged!
_Enter Lady ~Wronghead~, Miss ~Jenny~, and Count ~Basset~._
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