Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the second — John Shaqi
Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the secondVanbrugh, John
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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the second
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century
_Cor._ And not a word of the pudding to my mother-in-law.
_Flip._ Enough.
_Cor._ When we come to love one another to the purpose, she shall know
all.
_Flip._ Ay, then 'twill be time.
_Cor._ But remember 'tis you make me do all this now, so if any
mischief comes on't, 'tis you must answer for't.
_Flip._ I'll be your security.
_Cor._ I'm young, and know nothing of the matter; but you have
experience, so it's your business to conduct me safe.
_Flip._ Poor innocence!
_Cor._ But tell me in serious sadness, _Flippanta_, does he love me
with the very soul of him?
_Flip._ I have told you so an hundred times, and yet you are not
satisfied.
_Cor._ But, methinks, I'd fain have him tell me so himself.
_Flip._ Have patience, and it shall be done.
_Cor._ Why, patience is a virtue; that we must all confess----But I
fancy, the sooner it's done the better, _Flippanta_.
_Enter ~Jessamin~._
_Jess._ Madam, yonder's your Geography-Master waiting for you.
[_Exit._
_Cor._ Ah! how I am tir'd with these old fumbling fellows, _Flippanta_.
_Flip._ Well, don't let 'em break your heart, you shall be rid of them
all ere long.
_Cor._ Nay, 'tis not the study I'm so weary of, _Flippanta_, 'tis the
odious thing that teaches me. Were the Colonel my master, I fancy I
could take pleasure in learning every thing he could shew me.
_Flip._ And he can shew you a great deal, I can tell you that. But get
you gone in, here's somebody coming, we must not be seen together.
_Cor._ I will, I will, I will----O the dear Colonel.
[_Running off._
_Enter Mrs. ~Amlet~._
_Flip._ O ho, it's Mrs. _Amlet_----What brings you so soon to us again,
Mrs. _Amlet_?
_Aml._ Ah! my dear Mrs. _Flippanta_, I'm in a furious fright.
_Flip._ Why, what's come to you?
_Aml._ Ah! Mercy on us all----Madam's diamond necklace----
_Flip._ What of that?
_Aml._ Are you sure you left it at my house?
_Flip._ Sure I left it! a very pretty question truly!
_Aml._ Nay, don't be angry; say nothing to madam of it, I beseech you:
It will be found again, if it be heaven's good will. At least 'tis I
must bear the loss on't. 'Tis my rogue of a son has laid his birdlime
fingers on't.
_Flip._ Your son, Mrs. _Amlet_! Do you breed your children up to such
tricks as these then?
_Aml._ What shall I say to you, Mrs. _Flippanta_? Can I help it? He has
been a rogue from his cradle, _Dick_ has. But he has his deserts too.
And now it comes in my head, mayhap he may have no ill design in this
neither.
_Flip._ No ill design, woman! He's a pretty fellow if he can steal a
diamond necklace with a good one.
_Aml._ You don't know him, Mrs. _Flippanta_, so well as I that bore
him. _Dick_'s a rogue, 'tis true, but----Mum----
_Flip._ What does the woman mean?
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