Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the secondVanbrugh, John
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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the second
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century
_Flip._ And thirty; two hundred and thirty: If you mistake the sum, you
spoil all. So go put them in a purse, while it's fresh in your head,
and send 'em to me with a penitential letter, desiring I'll do you the
favour to restore them to her.
_Mon._ Two hundred and thirty pounds in a bag!
_Flip._ Guineas, I say, guineas.
_Mon._ Ay, guineas, that's true. But _Flippanta_, if she don't know
they come from me, then I give my money for nothing, you know.
_Flip._ Phu, leave that to me, I'll manage the flock for you; I'll make
it produce something I'll warrant you.
_Mon._ Well, _Flippanta_, 'tis a great sum indeed; but I'll go try what
I can do for her. You say, two hundred guineas in a purse?
_Flip._ And thirty; if the man's in his senses.
_Mon._ And thirty, 'tis true, I always forget that thirty.
[_Exit ~Money-trap~._
_Flip._ So, get thee gone, thou art a rare fellow, i'faith.
Brass!----it's thee, is't not?
_Enter ~Brass~._
_Brass._ It is, Huswife. How go matters? I staid till thy gentleman was
gone. Hast done any thing towards our common purse?
_Flip._ I think I have; he's going to make us a restitution of two or
three hundred pounds.
_Brass._ A restitution!----good.
_Flip._ A new way, sirrah, to make a lady take a present without
putting her to the blush.
_Brass._ 'Tis very well, mighty well indeed. Pr'ythee where's thy
master? let me try if I can perswade him to be troubled in mind too.
_Flip._ Not so hasty; he's gone into his closet to prepare himself for
a quarrel, I have advis'd him to----with his wife.
_Brass._ What to do?
_Flip._ Why to make her stay at home, now she has resolved to do it
beforehand. You must know, sirrah, we intend to make a merit of our
basset table, and get a good pretence for the merry companions we
intend to fill his house with.
_Brass._ Very nicely spun, truly, thy husband will be a happy man.
_Flip._ Hold your tongue, you fool you. See here comes your master.
_Brass._ He's welcome.
_Enter ~Dick~._
_Dick._ My dear _Flippanta_! how many thanks have I to pay thee?
_Flip._ Do you like her style?
_Dick._ The kindest little rogue! there's nothing but she gives me
leave to hope. I am the happiest man the world has in its care.
_Flip._ Not so happy as you think for neither, perhaps; you have a
rival, Sir, I can tell you that.
_Dick._ A rival!
_Flip._ Yes, and a dangerous one too.
_Dick._ Who in the name of terror?
_Flip._ A devilish fellow, one Mr. _Amlet_.
_Dick._ _Amlet_! I know no such man.
_Flip._ You know the man's mother tho'; you met her here, and are in
her favour, I can tell you. If he worst you, in your mistress, you
shall e'en marry her and disinherit him.
_Dick._ If I have no other rival but Mr. _Amlet_, I believe I shan't be
disturb'd in my amour. But can't I see _Corinna_?
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