Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the secondVanbrugh, John
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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the second
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century
_Brass._ You know you gave me a bank-bill this morning to receive for
you.
_Dick._ I did so, of fifty pounds, 'tis thine. So, now thou are
satisfy'd, all's fix'd.
_Brass._ It is not indeed. There's a diamond necklace you robb'd your
mother of ev'n now.
_Dick._ Ah, you _Jew_.
_Brass._ No words.
_Dick._ My dear _Brass_!
_Brass._ I insist.
_Dick._ My old friend.
_Brass._ _Dick Amlet_ [_Raising his voice._] I insist.
_Dick._ Ah the Cormorant----Well, 'tis thine: but thou'lt never thrive
with it.
_Brass._ When I find it begins to do me mischief, I'll give it you
again. But I must have a wedding-suit.
_Dick._ Well.
_Brass._ Some good lace.
_Dick._ Thou shalt.
_Brass._ A stock of linen.
_Dick._ Enough.
_Brass._ Not yet----a silver sword.
_Dick._ Well, thou shalt have that too. Now thou hast every thing.
_Brass._ God forgive me, I forgot a ring of remembrance; I wou'd not
forget all these favours for the world: a sparkling diamond I will be
always playing in my eye, and put me in mind of them.
_Dick._ This unconscionable rogue! [_Aside._] Well, I'll bespeak one
for thee.
_Brass._ Brilliant.
_Dick._ It shall. But if the thing don't succeed after all?----
_Brass._ I'm a man of honour, and restore: and so the treaty being
finish'd, I strike my flag of defiance, and fall into my respects again.
[_Taking off his hat._
_Enter ~Flippanta~._
_Flip._ I have made you wait a little, but I cou'd not help it, her
master is but just gone. He has been shewing her Prince _Eugene_'s
march into _Italy_.
_Dick._ Pr'ythee let me come to her, I'll shew her a part of the world
he has never shewn her yet.
_Flip._ So I told her, you must know; and she said, she cou'd like to
travel in good company: so if you'll slip up those back-stairs, you
shall try if you can agree upon the journey.
_Dick._ My dear _Flippanta_!
_Flip._ None of your dear acknowledgments, I beseech you, but up stairs
as hard as you can drive.
_Dick._ I'm gone.
[_Exit ~Dick~._
_Flip._ And do you follow him _Jack-a-dandy_, and see he is not
surpriz'd.
_Brass._ I thought that was your post, Mrs. _Useful_: But if you'll
come and keep me in humour, I don't care if I share the duty with you.
_Flip._ No words, sirrah, but follow him, I have somewhat else to do.
_Brass._ The jade's so absolute there's no contesting with her. One
kiss tho' to keep the centinel warm. [_Gives her a long kiss._]----So.
[_Exit ~Brass~._
_~Flippanta~ sola._
----A nasty rogue [_Wiping her mouth._] But, let me see what have I to
do now? This _restitution_ will be here quickly, I suppose; in the mean
time I'll go know if my lady's ready for the quarrel yet. Master yonder
is so full on't, he's ready to burst; but we'll give him vent by and by
with a witness.
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