Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the second — John Shaqi
Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the secondVanbrugh, John
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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the second
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century
[_Aside._
_Dick._ Hark----somebody comes.
[_~Brass~ peeping in._
_Brass._ Gar there, the enemy----no, hold y'are safe, 'tis _Flippanta_.
_Enter ~Flippanta~._
_Flip._ Come, have you agreed the matter? If not, you must end it
another time, for your father's in motion, so pray kiss and part.
_Cor._ That's sweet and sour. [_They kiss._] Adieu t'ye, Sir.
[_Exit ~Dick~ and ~Cor~._
_Enter ~Clarissa~._
_Clar._ Have you told him I'm at home, _Flippanta_?
_Flip._ Yes, Madam.
_Clar._ And that I'll see him?
_Flip._ Yes, that too: But here's news for you; I have just now
receiv'd the restitution.
_Clar._ That's killing pleasure: and how much has he restor'd me?
_Flip._ Two hundred and thirty.
_Clar._ Wretched rogue! but retreat, your Master's coming to quarrel.
_Flip._ I'll be within call, if things run high.
[_Ex. ~Flip~._
_Enter ~Gripe~._
_Gripe._ O ho!----are you there, i'faith? Madam, your humble servant,
I'm very glad to see you at home. I thought I should never have had
that honour again.
_Clar._ Good-morrow, my dear, how d'ye do? _Flippanta_ says you are
out of humour, and that you have a mind to quarrel with me: Is it
true? ha!----I have a terrible pain in my head, I give you notice on't
beforehand.
_Gripe._ And how the pox shou'd it be otherwise? It's a wonder you are
not dead [_~as a' wou'd you were~, Aside._] with the life you lead. Are
you not ashamed? And do you not blush to----
_Clar._ My dear child, you crack my brain; soften the harshness of your
voice: say what thou wou't, but let it be in an agreeable tone----
_Gripe._ Tone, Madam, don't tell me of a tone----
_Clar._ O----if you will quarrel, do it with temperance; let it be all
in cool blood, even and smooth, as if you were not moved with what you
said; and then I'll hear you as if I were not mov'd with it neither.
_Gripe._ Had ever man such need of patience? Madam, Madam, I must tell
you, Madam----
_Clar._ Another key, or I'll walk off.
_Gripe._ Don't provoke me.
_Clar._ Shall you be long, my dear, in your remonstrances?
_Gripe._ Yes, Madam, and very long.
_Clar._ If you would quarrel _en abrêgé_, I shou'd have a world of
obligation to you.
_Gripe._ What I have to say, forsooth, is not to be expressed _en
abrêgé_, my complaints are too numerous.
_Clar._ Complaints! of what my dear? have I ever given you subject of
complaint, my life?
_Gripe._ O Pox! my dear and my life! I desire none of your _tendres_.
_Clar._ How! find fault with my kindness, and my expressions of
affection and respect! the world will guess by this what the rest of
your complaints may be. I must tell you, I am scandaliz'd at your
procedure.
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