Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the secondVanbrugh, John
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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the second
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century
_Brass._ Only one little inconvenience by the way.
_Gripe._ As how?
_Brass._ That they are your wife's creditors as well as hers; and
perhaps it might not be altogether so well to see you clearing the
debts of your neighbour's wife, and leaving those of your own unpaid.
_Gripe._ Why that's true now.
_Brass._ I'm wise you see, Sir.
_Gripe._ Thou art; and I'm but a young lover: But what shall we do then?
_Brass._ Why I'm thinking, that if you give me the note, do you see;
and that I promise to give you an account of it----
_Gripe._ Ay, but look you, _Brass_----
_Brass._ But look you!----Why what, d'ye think I'm a pickpocket? D'ye
think I intend to run away with your note? your paltry note.
_Gripe._ I don't say so----I say only that in case----
_Brass._ Case, Sir, there is no case but the case I have put you; and
since you heap cases upon cases, where there is but three hundred
rascally pounds in the case----I'll go and call a coach.
_Gripe._ Pr'ythee don't be so testy; come, no more words, follow me to
my closet, and I'll give thee the money.
_Brass._ A terrible effort you make indeed; you are so much in love,
your wits are all upon the wing, just a going; and for three hundred
pounds you put a stop to their flight: Sir, your wits are worth that,
or your wits are worth nothing. Come away.
_Gripe._ Well, say no more, thou shalt be satisfy'd. [_Exeunt._
_Enter ~Dick~._
_Dick._ S't----_Brass_! S't----
_Re-enter ~Brass~._
_Brass._ Well, Sir!
_Dick._ 'Tis not well, Sir, 'tis very ill, Sir; we shall be all blown
up.
_Brass._ What, with pride and plenty?
_Dick._ No, Sir, with an officious slut that will spoil all. In short,
_Flippanta_ has been telling her mistress and _Araminta_ of my passion
for the young gentlewoman; and truly to oblige me (supposed no ill
match by the bye) they are resolv'd to propose it immediately to her
father.
_Brass._ That's the devil! we shall come to papers and parchments,
jointures and settlements, relations meet on both sides; that's the
devil.
_Dick._ I intended this very day to propose to _Flippanta_, the
carrying her off: and I'm sure the young houswife wou'd have tuck'd up
her coats, and have march'd.
_Brass._ Ay, with the body and the soul of her.
_Dick._ Why then, what damn'd luck is this?
_Brass._ 'Tis your damn'd luck, not mine: I have always seen it in your
ugly phiz, in spite of your powder'd perriwig----pox take ye----he'll
be hang'd at last. Why don't you try to get her off yet?
_Dick._ I have no money, you dog; you know you have stript me of every
penny.
_Brass._ Come, damn it. I'll venture one cargo more upon your rotten
bottom: But if ever I see one glance of your hempen fortune again, I'm
off of your partnership for ever----I shall never thrive with him.
_Dick._ An impudent rogue, but he's in possession of my estate, so I
must bear with him.
[_Aside._
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