Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the secondVanbrugh, John
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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the second
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century
_Car._ I guess where; but you need not be shy of me any more, thy
master and I are no longer rivals; I have yielded up the cause; the
lady will have it so, so I submit.
_Lop._ Is it possible, Sir, shall I then live to see my master and you
friends again?
_San._ Yes; and what's better, thou and I shall be friends too. There
will be no more fear of Christian bloodshed. I give thee up _Jacinta_;
she's a slippery hussy, so master and I are going to match ourselves
elsewhere.
_Lop._ But is it possible, Sir, your honour should be in earnest? I'm
afraid you are pleased to be merry with your poor humble servant.
_Car._ I'm not at present much dispos'd to mirth, my indifference in
this matter is not so thoroughly form'd; but my reason has so far
master'd my passion, to shew me 'tis in vain to pursue a woman whose
heart already is another's. 'Tis what I have so plainly seen of late, I
have rous'd my resolution to my aid, and broke my chains for ever.
_Lop._ Well, Sir, to be plain with you, this is the joyfullest news I
have heard this long time; for I always knew you to be a mighty honest
gentleman, and good faith it often went to the heart o' me to see you
so abused. Dear, dear have I often said to myself (when they have had a
private meeting just after you have been gone)----
_Car._ Ha!
_San._ Hold, Master, don't kill him yet.
[_To ~Car.~ aside._
_Lop._ I say I have said to myself, what wicked things are women, and
what pity it is they should be suffer'd in a Christian country; what
a shame they should be allow'd to play Will-in-the-wisp with men of
honour, and lead them thro' thorns and briars, and rocks, and rugged
ways, 'till their hearts are all torn to pieces, like an old coat in a
fox-chace; I say, I have said to myself----
_Car._ Thou hast said enough to thyself, but say a little more to me:
Where were these secret meetings thou talk'st of?
_Lop._ In sundry places, and by divers ways; sometimes in the cellar,
sometimes in the garret, sometimes in the court, sometimes in the
gutter; but the place where the kiss of kisses was given was----
_Car._ In Hell.
_Lop._ Sir!
_Car._ Speak, fury, what dost thou mean by the kiss of kisses?
_Lop._ The kiss of peace, Sir, the kiss of union; the kiss of
consummation.
_Car._ Thou ly'st, villain.
_Lop._ I don't know but I may, Sir,----What the Devil's the matter now?
[_Aside._
_Car._ There's not a word of truth in all thy cursed tongue has utter'd.
_Lop._ No, Sir, I----I----believe there is not.
_Car._ Why then didst thou say it, wretch?
_Lop._ O----only in jest. Sir.
_Car._ I am not in a jesting condition.
_Lop._ Nor I at present, Sir.
_Car._ Speak then the truth, as thou wouldst do it at the hour of death.
_Lop._ Yes, at the gallows, and be turn'd off as soon as I've done.
[_Aside._
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