Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the secondVanbrugh, John
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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the second
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century
_Brass._ No, so I think: men of our end of the town are better bred
than to use ceremony. With a long perriwig we strike the lady, with a
you-know-what we soften the maid; and when the parson has done his job,
we open the affair to the family. Will you slip this letter into her
prayer-book, my little queen? It's a very passionate one----It's seal'd
with a heart and a dagger; you may see by that what he intends to do
with himself.
_Flip._ Are there any verses in it? If not, I won't touch it.
_Brass._ Not one word in prose, it's dated in rhyme.
[_She takes it._
_Flip._ Well, but have you brought nothing else?
_Brass._ Gad forgive me; I'm the forgetfullest dog----I have a letter
for you too----here----'tis in a purse, but it's in prose, you won't
touch it.
_Flip._ Yes, hang it, it is not good to be too dainty.
_Brass._ How useful a virtue is humility! Well, child, we shall have an
answer to-morrow, shan't we?
_Flip._ I can't promise you that; for our young gentlewoman is not so
often in my way as she would be. Her father (who is a citizen from
the foot to the forehead of him) lets her seldom converse with her
mother-in-law and me, for fear she should learn the airs of a woman of
quality. But I'll take the first occasion: see, there's my lady, go in
and deliver your letter to her.
[_Exeunt._
+SCENE+, _a Parlour_.
_Enter ~Clarissa~, follow'd by ~Flippanta~ and ~Brass~._
_Clar._ No messages this morning from any body, _Flippanta_? Lard how
dull that is! O, there's _Brass_! I did not see thee, _Brass_. What
news dost thou bring?
_Brass._ Only a letter from _Araminta_, Madam.
_Clar._ Give it me----open it for me, _Flippanta_, I am so lazy to-day.
[_Sitting down._
_Brass._ [_To Flip._] Be sure now you deliver my master's as carefully
as I do this.
_Flip._ Don't trouble thyself, I'm no novice.
_Clar._ [to _Brass._] 'Tis well, there needs no answer, since she'll be
here so soon.
_Brass._ Your ladyship has no farther commands then?
_Clar._ Not at this time, honest _Brass_. _Flippanta_!
[_Exit ~Brass~._
_Flip._ Madam.
_Clar._ My husband's in love.
_Flip._ In love?
_Clar._ With _Araminta_.
_Flip._ Impossible!
_Clar._ This letter from her, is to give me an account of it.
_Flip._ Methinks you are not very much alarm'd.
_Clar._ No; thou know'st I'm not much tortur'd with jealousy.
_Flip._ Nay, you are much in the right on't, Madam, for jealousy's a
city passion, 'tis a thing unknown amongst people of quality.
_Clar._ Fy! A woman must indeed be of a mechanick mould, who is either
troubled or pleas'd with any thing her husband can do to her. Pr'ythee
mention him no more; 'tis the dullest theme.
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