Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the secondVanbrugh, John
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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the second
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century
_Col._ Sir, Sir, yonder's the Baron _de Messy_ has lost his hawk in our
garden; he says it is pearch'd upon one of the trees; may we let him
have'n again, Sir?
Mr. _Barn._ Go tell him that----
_Col._ Nay, you may tell him yourself, for here he comes.
+SCENE+ IV.
_Enter the Baron ~de Messy~._
Sir, I'm your most humble Servant, and ask you a thousand pardons that
I should live so long in your neighbourhood, and come upon such an
occasion as this to pay you my first respects.
Mr. _Barn._ It is very well, Sir; but I think people may be very good
neighbours without visiting one another.
_Baron._ Pray how do you like our _country_?
Mr. _Barn._ Not at all, I'm quite tired on't.
_Marq._ Is it not the Baron? [_Aside._] it is certainly he.
_Baron._ How; my dear Marquis! let me embrace you.
_Marq._ My dear Baron, let me kiss you.
[_They run and embrace._
_Baron._ We have not seen one another since we were school-fellows,
before.
_Marq._ The happiest _Rencontré_!
_Bro._ These gentlemen seem to be very well acquainted.
Mr. _Barn._ Yes, but I know neither one nor t'other of them.
_Marq._ Baron, let me present to you one of the best-natur'd men in the
world, Mr. _Barnard_ here, the flower of hospitality----I congratulate
you upon having so good a neighbour.
Mr. _Barn._ Sir!
_Baron._ It is an advantage I am proud of.
Mr. _Barn._ Sir!
_Marq._ Come, gentlemen, you must be very intimate; let me have the
honour of bringing you better acquainted.
Mr. _Barn._ Sir!
_Baron._ Dear Marquis, I shall take it as a favour, if you'll do me
that honour.
Mr. _Barn._ Sir!
_Marq._ With all my heart----Come, Baron, now you are here we can make
up the most agreeable company in the world----Faith you shall stay and
pass a few days with us.
Mr. _Barn._ Methinks now, this son of a whore does the honour of my
house to a miracle.
_Baron._ I don't know what to say, but I shou'd be very glad you'd
excuse me.
_Marq._ Faith, I can't.
_Baron._ Dear Marquis.
_Marq._ Egad I won't.
_Baron._ Well, since it must be so----But here comes the Lady of the
family.
_Enter Mrs. ~Barnard~._
_Marq._ Madam, let me present you to the flower of _France_.
_Baron._ Madam, I shall think myself the happiest person in the world
in your Ladyship's acquaintance; and the little estate I have in _this
country_ I esteem more than all the rest, because it lies so near your
Ladyship.
Mrs. _Barn._ Sir, your most humble servant.
_Marq._ Madam, the Baron _de Messy_ is the best humour'd man in the
world. I've prevail'd with him to give us his company a few days.
Mrs. _Barn._ I'm sure you could not oblige Mr. _Barnard_ or me more.
Mr. _Barn._ That's a damn'd lye, I'm sure.
[_Aside._
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