Pleiades Club—Telegraphers' Paradise on Planet MarsHayes, J. W. (Jeff W.)
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Pleiades Club—Telegraphers' Paradise on Planet Mars
Hayes, J. W. (Jeff W.)
Mars (Planet) -- Fiction; Telegraphers -- Fiction
Much activity was being displayed by the New York members of the
Pleiades Club on the fields surrounding the Telegraphers’ Tabernacle,
and the air reverberated with the sound of the hammer.
This activity was being manifest in the construction of old-fashioned
balloons, shambling dirigibles and the more graceful aeroplane.
Of course it was really not necessary for the spirits on the planet
Mars to have any such slow means of locomotion but the idea seemed to
keep busy and active and be entertaining to their friends.
The air craft was unique in appearance and novel in design, and would
have been considered marvelous on Mother Earth.
Many hundreds of ex-New York telegraphers were on the plaza, engaged in
more serious conversation than was generally their wont. The interest
centered on the war and the devastation being created by the U-boats.
“I have the greatest confidence and hope in the ability of Tom Edison
to cope successfully with this menace,” said Biff Cook, “just as he
has mastered many another difficult problem. I have no doubt that even
now his keen brain has invented a device to offset the machinations of
the submarine. I don’t like to see our American boys engaged in this
strife and hope that Uncle Sam’s entrance into the arena will have the
moral effect of bringing on the hoped-for peace,” and “Biff” sat down
after prolonged applause.
The New York Aeroplane Club invited their friends for a whirl through
space, their object being to try and meet the “Thunderbolt Express,”
which was expected hourly bearing George W. Conkling.
Some hundred miles down the line, the “Thunderbolt Express” was stopped
and Mr. Conkling stepped aboard the dirigible “Gotham” (Tom Ragen,
commander), where he was saluted by whistles laden with “73,” etc.
Mr. Conkling was pleased with his reception and the evening was spent
in listening to the latest news from Mother Earth as delivered by
America’s fastest telegrapher.
“There is going to be a meeting of the Magnetic Club tonight in the
Telegraphers’ Tabernacle and you are all invited to come and have a
good time.”
The speaker was John W. Mackay, and as his voice rang out in hospitable
notes, a tumult of applause broke out on every side, which assured a
full house.
The irrepressible John W. Kelly promised to be on hand to entertain the
gathering as “only Kelly can.”
Former telegraph presidents, general superintendents, construction
superintendents, linemen, managers, operators, chiefs and wiremen
all promised to take part in the banquet which was destined to be a
never-forgotten affair.
Music was the feature of the banquet and all the patriotic pieces were
played and encored to the echo.
J. W. Kelly was more than usually at home and his songs and jokes kept
the audience in a roar.
Addresses were made by the following gentlemen: Belvidere Brooks,
Alfred S. Brown, “Biff” Cook, Charlie Parr, Tom Dolan, A. E. Sink,
Jimmy Hennessey, Ed. Delaney and others.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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