Poker Jim, Gentleman, and Other Tales and SketchesLydston, G. Frank (George Frank)
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Poker Jim, Gentleman, and Other Tales and Sketches
Lydston, G. Frank (George Frank)
American fiction; Short stories, American
“‘Mericans aint none too pop’lar with the greasers nohow, ’cept with
their women folks, an’ them fellers up thar was jes’ bilin’, when they
seed us come inter ther ole fandango. When we got ter cuttin’ ’em out
with their black eyed senoritas, they was ugly enough ter slit our
throats, en it was jest our blind luck that fin’ly kep’ ’em from doin’
it.
“Jim don’t often drink enny licker, but he was a feelin’ purty good
that night, an’ jest spilin’ fer a row with the d--d greasers. Things
was goin’ too slow fer him, so he takes a piece er chalk, goes out
inter the middle of the hall an’ draws a great big ’Merican eagle on
the floor. Then he pulled his gun an’ called for some d--d greaser ter
step on the bird! We seed he was in for it, an’ gathered ’round him
ready fer the music ter begin. Each side was waitin’ fer t’other ter
open the ball, when the feller what run the hall blowed the lights out.
We grabbed Jim an’ hustled him out, an’ made him take leg bail ’long
with the rest uv us. He wanted ter go back, but we wouldn’t hev it--the
game was jest a little too stiff fer us, y’u bet! Oh, yes, Poker Jim is
dead game, all right.
“An’ now, Doc, I’m goin’ ter tell ye suthin’ on the dead quiet. Jim’s
got a wife an’ child down in Frisco. He married a little Spanish gal
about two years ago, an’ she was a bute, I kin tell ye! They’ve got a
little baby a year ole, an’ Jim’s the proudes’ feller y’u ever seed. Ez
soon ez that Frisco scrape is through with, he’s goin’ ter send fer
his family, an’ I’m goin’ ter quit my cabin an’ let Jim an’ his folks
hev it. My place is kinder outer the way an’ private like, an’ that’ll
jest suit Jim.”
“Well, Toppy,” I said, “I am more interested in your friend than ever,
and I hope that you may soon consummate your plans to domicile him and
his family among us.”
Day was now breaking, and the voice of the devout Dave Smuggins could
be heard ringing through the halls and vibrating the very roof of
the hotel, as he hoarsely shouted his pious appeal to the slumbering
boarders.
Toppy accompanied me to the hotel bar and joined me in an “eye-opener,”
after which he bade me good morning and returned home, while I prepared
to do full justice to Keyse’s immortal flapjacks.
* * * * *
As Toppy had planned, Poker Jim subsequently became a citizen of
Jacksonville. Advices from San Francisco showed the excitement caused
by the duel to be practically over after a few weeks, and, his wound
having healed, my patient quietly installed himself among the sporting
element of our population, resuming the occupation that had earned for
him the sobriquet of “Poker Jim.”
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