Chiswick (London, England) -- Fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Terrace houses -- Fiction
"So ’s mine," cried the Admiral, with a guffaw; "but I see straight,
what?"
It was a matter of principle with Mr. Brooke-Hoskyn never to take the
slightest notice of the Admiral’s jokes. Sir Peter might be the
autocrat of the Walk, although Mr. Brooke-Hoskyn had his own views even
on that point; but he himself was the acknowledged wit and man of
fashion, and from that position nothing should shake him. He had spied
Miss Ruth Pennymint working in her open bow-window, and Mrs. Poskett
busy with her flowers. Assuming his grandest manner, he said warningly:
"Should we not resume our habiliments? The fair are observing us."
"Gobblessmysoul!" cried Sir Peter, shocked at being discovered in
undress. They hastily helped each other into their coats, which were
lying on the bench under the elm. Meanwhile, Jim had brought out a tray
with two pewters, two long clay pipes, a jar of tobacco and a lighted
candle, and had placed it on the bench. From the open upstair window of
the Pennymint’s house came the strains of a violin: one passage, played
over and over again, with varying degrees of success.
"Wish Mr. Pringle would stop his infernal scraping," growled the
Admiral.
Mr. Brooke-Hoskyn shrugged his shoulders with condescending pity. "Poor
fellow! What a way of earning his living!"
Sir Peter turned to the quarter from which the music came, and, making a
speaking-trumpet of his hands, roared, "Mr. Pringle! Mr. Pringle,
ahoy!"
A hideous wrong note, as if the player had been scared out of his wits,
was the answer, and Basil Pringle appeared at the window. "I beg your
pardon, Admiral; I was engrossed."
"Join us under the elm, what?"
"With pleasure. I ’ll just put away my Strad."
As Basil retired Sir Peter turned to Mr. Brooke-Hoskyn. "His what?"
"His Stradivarius," answered the latter, and as that obviously conveyed
no meaning, "his violin."
"Oh! His fiddle! Why could n’t he say so?—Jim!"
"Ay, ay, sir!"
"Another pewter."
"Ay, ay, sir." Jim hobbled off into the Admiral’s house and Sir Peter
and Mr. Brooke-Hoskyn stood, facing each other, each grasping his pewter
of foaming ale.
"Well!" cried Sir Peter, "The King!"
But Mr. Brooke-Hoskyn was not to be put off with so curt a toast.
Planting his feet firmly together, and throwing his chest out, he boomed
in a formal and stately manner, "His Most Gracious Majesty, King George
the Third, God bless him!"
The Admiral eyed him curiously for a moment, and seemed about to speak,
but thought better of it; and for an appreciable time the faces of both
gentlemen were hidden. When they came to light again it was with a
great sigh of satisfaction, and they both settled down on the bench for
quiet enjoyment.
"Now!" cried Sir Peter, "a pipe of tobacco with you, Mr. Brooke-Hoskyn?"
"Delighted!"
"St. Vincent. Prime stuff: and—in your ear—smuggled!"
"No!—reely?"
The two men leant over the candle and lighted their pipes with artistic
care.
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