Chiswick (London, England) -- Fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Terrace houses -- Fiction
Thus appealed to, Mr. Brooke-Hoskyn could only assent: but he did so
with a bad grace, and with a contemptuous glance at Basil. It was
really too bad of Sir Peter to suggest that he, Jerome Brooke-Hoskyn,
the Man of Fashion, the friend of the Right Honourable Charles James
Fox, had anything in common with this shabby musician.
Mrs. Poskett bridled. "Do you include the French people at Number
Four?" she said.
"They are not French, ma’am," retorted the Admiral, "and if they were,
they couldn’t help it."
Mrs. Poskett pointed with a giggle to the Eyesore, who was at that
moment lovingly fixing one more worm on his hook. "Do you include the
Eyesore?"
"No, I do not!" roared the Admiral, in a rage. "He doesn’t live here.
If England were under a proper government, he would be hanged for
trespassing. I ’ve tried to remove him, as you know, but—ha!—it appears
he has as much right here as any of us."
"After all," said Basil, soothingly, "he never moves from one spot."
"He never speaks to anybody," added Mrs. Poskett.
"He’d better not, ma’am!"
And Mr. Brooke-Hoskyn summed up with a laugh, "And I will do him the
justice to say, he never catches a fish!"
Basil held up a warning hand, for the door of Number Four had just
opened.
*CHAPTER III*
*CONCERNING NUMBER FOUR AND WHO LIVED IN IT*
[Illustration: Chapter III headpiece]
If I had had to give an account of Number Four even six months before
this story opens I should have been forced to admit it was a blot on the
Walk. The people who occupied it had left without paying their rent,
which was in itself a thing likely to cast discredit on the whole Walk.
But they did worse than that. Just before leaving, they managed, on one
plausible pretext or another, to wheedle sums of varying amounts out of
almost all their neighbours. Out of every one of them, in fact, except
the Reverend Jacob Sternroyd, D.D., who lived all alone in the sixth and
last house, and about whom I shall have more to say by-and-by. For
weeks the Walk remained hopeful of seeing its money back. Then came
doubt, and lastly, a period of very bad temper during which everybody
told everybody else they had said so all along, and if people had only
listened to them—! The owner of the house, a very fat brewer at
Brentford, put in a dreadful old Irishwoman as caretaker, and she would
sit on the front door-steps—the actual door-steps, in the open, where
the whole Walk could not avoid seeing her—and smoke a filthy short black
pipe: a sight terrible to behold.
When remonstrated with, she retorted volubly in incomprehensible
Milesian. The Admiral himself had attacked her.
"Now, my good woman, we can’t have you smoking here."
The old woman looked up at him with bleary eyes, and puffed in his face.
"Did you hear what I said?"
"What for should I not hear, darlint?"
"You are not to smoke here!"
"Who says so?"
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