Next door to the doctor lived another person, who kept a small
tobacconist's shop, which was a favorite resort of the pensioners and
other poor people. She was an Irishwoman, with a strong accent of her
country--a widow by her own account. Who her husband had been was not
satisfactorily known: if the question was put, she always evaded it as
much as possible. All she said was that his name was St. Felix, and that
he had been of no profession. She was about twenty-two or twenty-three,
very handsome, and very pleasing in her manners, which was perhaps one
cause of the surmises and scandal which were continually afloat. Some
said that her husband was still alive; others that he had been
transported for seven years; and many (and among them my mother)
declared that she could not produce her "marriage lines." Indeed, there
was no end to ill-natured reports, as always will be the case when men
are so unfortunate as to have a reputation, or women so unfortunate as
to be pretty. But the widow appeared to be indifferent to what people
said: she was always lively and cheerful, and a great favorite with the
men, whatever she may have been with the women. Dr. Tadpole had courted
her ever since she had settled at Greenwich: they were the best of
friends, but the doctor's suit did not appear to advance. Nevertheless,
the doctor seldom passed a day without paying her a visit, and she was
very gracious to him. Although she sold every variety of tobacco, she
would not permit people to smoke, and had no seats either in the shop or
at the door--but to this rule an exception was made in favor of the
doctor. He seldom failed to be there every evening; and, although she
would not allow him a chair, she permitted him to remain standing at the
counter and smoke his cigar while they conversed. It was this indulgence
which occasioned people to think that she would marry the doctor; but at
last they got tired of waiting, and it became a sort of proverb in
Fisher's Alley and its precincts, when things were put off to an
indefinite period, to say, "Yes, that will be done when the widow
marries the doctor."
One evening, Ben had sent me to fill his tobacco-box at Mrs. St.
Felix's, and when I went in, I found the doctor in her shop.
"Well, Master Tom Saunders or Mr. Poor Jack," said the widow, "what may
your pleasure be?"
"Pigtail," said I, putting down the penny.
"Is it for your father, Jack, for report tells me that he's in want of
it?"
"No," replied I, "it's for old Ben--father's a long way from this, I
expect."
"And do you intend to follow him, Jack? It's my opinion you'll be the
very revarse of a good sailor if you cruise bottom up as you did on your
first voyage."
"It's not the pleasantest way of sailing, is it, Jack?" observed the
doctor.
"Not in the winter-time," replied I.
The widow measured the length of the pigtail, as milliners do tape,
from the tip of the finger to the knuckle, and cut it off.
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