"The same as ever," Hilda put in with cold disapproval. She was able to forget Harold's myopic wanderings in the pleasure of crabbing her youngest brother. "Ah, you're all very hard on poor Hughie," sighed the old lady. "But he's always been very fond of his poor mother." "He's very fond of what he can get out of you," Hilda sneered. "And it's little enough he can, poor boy. Goodness knows I've little enough to spare for him. I wish you could have seen your way to do something for Hughie, Johnnie," the old lady went on. "John has done quite enough for him," Hilda snapped, which was perfectly true. "He's had to leave his rooms in Earl's Court," Mrs. Touchwood lamented. "What for? Getting drunk, I suppose?" John inquired, sternly. "No, it was the drains. He's staying with his friend, Aubrey Fenton, whom I cannot pretend to like. He seems to me a sad scapegrace. Poor little Hughie. I wish everything wasn't against him. It's to be hoped he won't go and get married, poor boy, for I'm sure his wife wouldn't understand him." "Surely he's not thinking of getting married," exclaimed John in dismay. "Why no, of course not," said the old lady. "How you do take anybody up, Johnnie. I said it's to be hoped he won't get married." At this moment Emily came in to announce that Master Harold was up on the roof shouting for dear life. "Such a turn as it give Cook and I, mum," she said, "to hear that garshly voice coming down the chimney. Cook was nearly took with the convolsions, and if it had of been after dark, mum, she says she's shaw she doesn't know what she wouldn't of done, she wouldn't, she's that frightened of howls. That's the one thing she can't ever be really comfortable for in the country, she says, the howls and the hearwigs." "I'm under the impression," John declared, solemnly, "that I forbade Harold to go near the roof. If he has disobeyed my express commands he must suffer for it by the loss of his breakfast. He has chosen to go back on the roof: on the roof he shall stay." "But his breakfast?" Hilda almost whispered. She was so much awed by her brother's unusually pompous phraseology that he began to be impressed by it himself and to feel the first faint intimations of the pleasures of tyranny: he began to visualize himself as the unbending ruler of all his relations. "His breakfast can be sent up to him, and I hope it will attract every wasp in the neighborhood." This to John seemed the most savage aspiration he could have uttered: autumnal wasps disturbed him as much as dragons used to disturb princesses. "Harold likes wasps," said Hilda. "He observes their habits." This revelation of his nephew's tastes took away John's last belief in his humanity, and the only retort he could think of was a suggestion that he should go at once to a boarding-school. "Likes wasps?" he repeated. "The child must be mad. You'll tell me next that he likes black beetles."