Portland, Oregon, A.D. 1999, and other sketchesHayes, J. W. (Jeff W.)
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Portland, Oregon, A.D. 1999, and other sketches
Hayes, J. W. (Jeff W.)
American fiction -- 20th century; Portland (Or.) -- Fiction; Short stories, American
"It is strange how some people want the whole earth and would like to
have it fenced off," pursued the old lady. "When the science of
practical, safe and easy air travel became fully demonstrated some
property owners had the audacity to erect a sign on their buildings
warning all flying machines from trespassing over their property.
"One prominent lawyer who owns property down on First Street was one who
objected to having his space invaded by flying machines. He was asked
how high in the air he owned and replied, 'Clear up to the sky.'
"In carrying out this idea, a railroad company recently petitioned the
City Commissioners to give them an undisturbed and sole privilege of all
space in the air up Seventh Street from the height of 100 feet to 500
feet and excluding all other air vehicles from trespassing on this
'right of way' up Seventh to Grant and over the Broadway bridge. I am
glad to say the City Commissioners declined this arbitrary spoliation of
God's free air and the franchise was refused."
CHAPTER VIII.
+Politics Discussed.+
"I'd like to know a little something about the politics of the city and
state," I remarked, as the little old woman came to a halt.
"Well, there is lots to tell you about that," she replied. "Take it, for
instance, we are going to have an election for governor next year, in
A. D. 2000, and there are but two tickets in the field, one is the
Progressives and the other the Socialists.
"A man named Dan Kellaher is candidate on the Progressive ticket and I
think he is connected with the famous Dan Kellaher of the early 1900's,
but," and here the old lady smiled, "we don't think that he will be
elected and one reason is because he fails to be able to demonstrate or
tell his constituents how it is possible for a man to ride 67 miles for
5 cents by the transfer system over a metropolitan street car line.
"Ralph Clyde, grandson of the boy who did not get appointed candy
inspector, because his father was not elected City Commissioner in 1913,
is running for Governor on the Socialist ticket and everybody in the
state is aware that he is in the race, judging from the stacks of
printing turned out at his grandfather's office bearing his slogan.
"I notice that the name of Nat Bird appears as a candidate for sheriff,
but that very same thing has been going on for 125 years and I could not
tell if he is the fourth or fifth of that generation, aspiring for the
same office.
"It is not considered good form for anyone to propose himself for office
any more and it is rather the idea of the office seeking the man more
than it is the man running after the office.
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