Portland, Oregon, A.D. 1999, and other sketchesHayes, J. W. (Jeff W.)
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Portland, Oregon, A.D. 1999, and other sketches
Hayes, J. W. (Jeff W.)
American fiction -- 20th century; Portland (Or.) -- Fiction; Short stories, American
Some six or seven years ago, there lived in Portland, a rather notorious
young chap, named Otto Prag. He was a messenger boy, private detective,
playwright, actor, candidate for councilman, friend to the newsboys,
etc.
About 1907, he went to Spokane, where he pursued his various callings,
adding that of candidate for United States Senator to the rest of his
business qualifications. He, however, found himself "crushed" in his
vaunting ambition and he took up the collection of bad debts to gain a
livelihood.
Notwithstanding the fact that Arthur Green and Harry Murphy had
immortalized the name of Otto Prag in the columns of the Oregonian, the
young man prevailed upon the Washington Legislature to allow him to
adopt the name of Arthur Prague, in lieu of his former family cognomen.
Arthur Prague, as he is known now in Spokane became a benedict some
three years ago and is now the proud father of a very lively boy. This
diminutive little chap is very interesting, and possessing a mercurial
nature, makes the fact patent that he is in existence.
The writer was recently in Spokane for a few days, and ran across the
young man of varied occupations.
"I want you to come out to my house and see my baby and my piano and
take dinner with me and my wife," said the ex-playwright. "You will
have a nice time and I'll feed you well, you must come."
Yielding to these importunities, a day was set and an automobile took
us to the Pragues.
Introductions to the family speedily followed, and the baby, Webster by
name, came in for a large share of attention. He was dandled and tossed
in the air till he fairly shrieked with joy.
"Come, let me show you my $550 piano and my $250 phonograph. And here's
dinner, too, and I'll tell you what I have for you to eat today. There
is two kinds of soup, oyster and consomme, then there are three
sirloin steaks, some ham and boulogne sausage, a dozen hard boiled
eggs, tea, coffee and milk, there is three kinds of pie, mince, lemon
and custard, two kinds of cake, some canned strawberries and peaches,
two kinds of cheese, mashed potatoes, pickles, chow chow, apple sauce
and ice cream and it is all on the table to save time."
The table was set for eight persons, but there were only four of us to
partake of this banquet, including the baby. Every available bit of
space on the table was covered and there was enough edibles in sight to
feed 20 hungry laborers.
Arthur sat at the head of the table, his young hopeful on his right and
the writer at the foot, the little wife flitting around to add a little
more to her already elaborate dinner.
"I say, Hazel, I want to have our guest hear our $550 piano, please play
us some rag time while we eat."
There was no use protesting and the dutiful spouse sat down to the piano
and began to play, when the telephone rang and the young papa went out
to answer it.
Little wee Webster set up a yell, but the mother was so bent on her
rag time piece that she did not notice him.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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