Portland, Oregon, A.D. 1999, and other sketchesHayes, J. W. (Jeff W.)
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Portland, Oregon, A.D. 1999, and other sketches
Hayes, J. W. (Jeff W.)
American fiction -- 20th century; Portland (Or.) -- Fiction; Short stories, American
"Many innovations have been made in the laws of Oregon during the last
50 years, a number of them being framed and mothered by women State
Commissioners and signed by Oregon's women governors. One of these acts
makes it lawful for a woman to retain her own name, if she so desires
after her marriage and not making it compulsory for her to take her
husband's name, so that if Miss Montmorenci marries Bill Smith, she is
not necessarily compelled to assume her husband's name of Smith, but can
be known as 'Mrs. Helen Smith-Montmorenci.' This act has been the
occasion of a number of our high-toned girls with four syllable names
marrying men of plebeian extraction, so the law works well.
"The morals of the city have wonderfully improved. There is less
roystering, riotousness and lawlessness than existed earlier in the
century. There is no longer a Home of Detention for boys and girls,
Florence Crittenden Home, a county or city jail, or a state
penitentiary, all of these institutions being done away with as they
were found unnecessary, expensive and not able to deal with the
situation in hand. Instead, a more Christlike form of dealing with the
socalled lawless element has been inaugurated and the fruits became
immediately apparent. Alleged criminals were talked to like brothers and
treated like brothers, the hard spot in the hearts of each melting,
when, indeed, they did become like brothers. Men on the rock pile were
taken by the hand by good and true men and women and made to feel that
life had something in it besides crime, and all became ready and anxious
to better their conditions and their morals and the Brotherhood of Man
became established on earth in its truest significance.
"And so it was in handling the social evil. None were so vile but would
like to leave their sins; and a revolution for the good was started
which has ever since continued. And this is the reason we have no homes
for criminals, for we have no more criminals. Isn't that lovely?" and
the dear old lady smiled.
Continuing, she said, "The art of 'moving picture' shows has given place
to the science of 'motion picture' shows. We will say that a rendition
of 'Shylock' is given in New York on Monday. The following Monday, the
very same performance can be produced in Portland, with a counterpart of
the actors' figures, voices, stage setting, even to the minutest
particular, and it would be difficult for one seeing both performances
to tell which was the original and which the copy.
"Owing to the little need for an elaborate education, children are not
compelled to go higher than the sixth grade, the rest of their education
being made up by practical experience later in life. This, however,
does not extend to those seeking professional lives who are at liberty
to use their time as they choose.
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