Portraits of Curious Characters in London, &c. &c.: With Descriptive and Entertaining Ancedotes.Anonymous
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Portraits of Curious Characters in London, &c. &c.: With Descriptive and Entertaining Ancedotes.
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London (England) -- Biography
"Corresponding--Lads--Remember Judas:----And the year 80! _Last
Monday Morning, at 7 o'clock_, Doctor Merryman, _of Queen-street,
May-fair, presented_ Elizabeth, the wife of Martin Van Butchell,
with _her Fifth fine Boy, at his_ House _in_ Mount Street,
Grosvenor Square, and--they--are--all--well--. Post Master General
for Ten Thousand Pounds (--we mean Gentlemen's--Not a Penny
less--) I will soon construct--such Mail-Coach--Perch--Bolts as
shall never break!
To many I refer--for my character: Each will have grace--to write
his case; soon as he is well--an history tell; for the public
good;--to save human blood, as--all--true--folk--shou'd. Sharkish
people may--keep themselves away,----_Those that use me ill--I
never can heal, being forbidden--to cast pearls to pigs;
lest--they--turn--and--tear. Wisdom makes dainty: patients come to
me, with heavy guineas,--between ten and one; but--I--go--to--none_."
Mender of Mankind; in a manly way.
In another advertisement, he says:
"That your Majesty's Petitioner is a British Christian Man, aged
fifty-nine--with a comely beard--full eight inches long. That your
Majesty's Petitioner was born in the County of Middlesex--brought
up in the County of Surrey--and has never been out of the Kingdom
of England. That your Majesty's Petitioner (--about ten years
ago--) had often the high honour (--before your Majesty's
Nobles--) of conversing with your Majesty (--face to face--) when
we were hunting of the stag--on Windsor Forest."
"_British_ Christian _Lads_ (--Behold--now is the day--of
Salvation. Get understanding, as the highest gain.--) Cease
looking boyish;--become quite manly!--(_Girls_ are fond of hair:
it is _natural_.--) Let your beards grow long: that ye may be
strong:--in mind--and body: as were great grand dads:--Centuries
ago; when John did not owe--a single penny: more
than--he--could--pay."
Many more equally whimsical advertisements might be selected, and many
additional anecdotes might be told of him; but what we have here
recorded concerning this complete _original_ may be depended upon. Not
one word of which is contrary to truth.
PARTICULARS RELATING TO
JOHN STATHAM,
A REMARKABLE BLIND YOUNG MAN,
_Well known about the streets of London_.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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