Postal service -- Great Britain -- Juvenile fiction
No Red Indian of the prairie ever sat with more statuesque rigidity,
watching his foe, than did these two friends sit watching that rat.
They were sportsmen, both by nature and practice, to the backbone. The
idiotic owl at their elbow was not more still than they--one point only
excepted: Phil's right hand moved imperceptibly, like the hour-hand of a
watch, towards a book which lay on the counter. Their patience was
rewarded. Supposing, no doubt, that the youths had suddenly died to
suit its convenience, the rat advanced a step or two, looked suspicious,
became reassured, advanced a little farther and displayed its tail to
full advantage. After smelling at various objects, with a view, no
doubt, to supper, it finally came on the letters, appeared to read their
addresses with some attention, and, seizing one by a corner, began
apparently to open it.
At this point Phil Maylands' fingers, closing slowly but with the deadly
precision of fate, grasped the book and hurled it at the foe, which was
instantly swept off its legs. Either the blow or the fright caused the
rat to fly wriggling into the air. With a shriek of agonised emotion,
it vanished behind the pelican of the wilderness.
"Bravo, Phil! splendidly aimed, but rather low," cried Aspel, as he
vaulted the counter and dislodged the pelican. Of course the rat was
gone. After a little more conversation the two friends quitted the
place and went to their respective homes.
"Very odd and absolutely unaccountable," observed Mr Blurt, as he sat
next morning perusing the letters above referred to, "here's the same
thing occurred again. Brownlow writes that he sent a cheque a week ago,
and no one has heard of it. That rascal who made off with the cash
could not have stolen it, because he never stole cheques,--for fear, no
doubt, of being caught,--and this was only for a small amount. Then,
here is a cheque come all right from Thomson. Why should one appear and
the other disappear?"
"Could the rats have made away with it?" suggested Aspel, who had told
his patron of the previous night's incident.
"Rats might destroy letters, but they could not eat them--at least, not
during the few hours of the night that they lie on the floor. No; the
thing is a mystery. I cannot help thinking that the Post-Office is to
blame. I shall make inquiries. I am determined to get to the bottom of
it."
So it ever is with mankind. People make mistakes, or are guilty of
carelessness, and straightway they lay the blame--not only without but
against reason--on broader shoulders than their own. That wonderful and
almost perfect British Post-Office delivers quickly, safely, and in good
condition above fourteen hundred millions of letters etcetera in the
year, but some half-dozen letters, addressed to Messrs. Blurt and
Company, have gone a-missing,--therefore the Post-Office is to blame!
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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