American fiction -- 19th century; American poetry -- 19th century; American wit and humor; Short stories, American
To-day pa called us children in
To ma's room--he wuz cryin'--
And ma wuz--oh so white and still,
And cold where she wuz lyin'.
She kinder roused up when we come,
And turned her face and kissed us,
And says: "Good-by--oh good-by, dears!
I'm goin' home fur Christmas!"
Just a Little Damp
As the steamer reached Aransas Pass a Galveston man fell overboard. A
life buoy was thrown him, but he thrust it aside contemptuously. A
boat was hurriedly lowered, and reached him just as he came to the
surface for the second time. Helping hands were stretched forth to
rescue him, but he spurned their aid. He spat out about a pint of sea
water and shouted:
"Go away and leave me alone. I'm walking on the bottom. You'll run
your boat aground in a minute. I'll wade out when I get ready and go
up to a barber shop and get dusted off. The ground's damp a little,
but I ain't afraid of catching cold."
He went under for the last time, and the boat pulled back for the
ship. The Galveston man had exhibited to the last his scorn and
contempt for any other port that claimed deep water.
Her Mysterious Charm
In the conservatory of a palatial Houston home Roland Pendergast stood
with folded arms and an inscrutable smile upon his face, gazing down
upon the upturned features of Gabrielle Smithers.
"Why is it," he said, "that I am attracted by you? You are not
beautiful, you lack aplomb, grace, and savoir faire. You are cold,
unsympathetic and bowlegged.
"I have striven to analyze the power you have over me, but in vain.
Some esoteric chain of mental telepathy binds us two together, but
what is its nature? I dislike being in love with one who has neither
chic, naivete nor front teeth, but fate has willed it so. You
personally repel me, but I can not tear you from my heart. You are in
my thoughts by day and nightmares by night.
"Your form reminds me of a hatrack, but when I press you to my heart I
feel strange thrills of joy. I can no more tell you why I love you
than I can tell why a barber can rub a man's head fifteen minutes
without touching the spot that itches. Speak, Gabrielle, and tell me
what is this spell you have woven around me!"
"I will tell you," said Gabrielle with a soft smile. "I have
fascinated many men in the same way. When I help you on with your
overcoat I never reach under and try to pull your other coat down from
the top of your collar."
Convinced
Houston is the dwelling place of a certain young lady who is
exceptionally blessed with the gifts of the goddess of fortune. She is
very fair to look upon, bright, witty, and possesses that gracious
charm so difficult to describe, but so potent to please, that is
commonly called personal magnetism. Although cast in such a lonely
world, and endowed with so many graces of mind and matter, she is no
idle butterfly of fashion, and the adulation she receives from a
numerous circle of admirers has not turned her head.
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