American fiction -- 19th century; American poetry -- 19th century; American wit and humor; Short stories, American
They went together up steep and rocky paths. The sun scorched, the
rain fell upon them, the mountain mists clung about them, and the snow
fell in beautiful and treacherous softness, obscuring the way as they
climbed. Time swiftly passed and the golden locks of the Youth took on
the whiteness of the snow. His form grew bent with the toil of
climbing; his hand grew weak and his voice quivering and high.
The Spirit had not changed and upon his face was the inscrutable smile
of wisdom.
They stood at last upon the topmost peak. The old man that was the
Youth said to the Spirit: "Give me the apple of Success. I have come
upon the heights where it grows and it is mine. Be quick, for there is
a strange dimness in my sight."
The Spirit gave him an apple round and red and fair to behold.
The man bit into it and found rottenness and bitter dust.
"What is this?" he asked.
"It was the apple of Life," said the Spirit. "It is now the apple of
Success."
How It Started
"You had better move your chair a little further back," said the old
resident. "I saw one of the Judkinses go into the newspaper office
just now with his gun, and there may be some shooting."
The reporter, who was in the town gathering information for the big
edition, got his chair quickly behind a pillar of the hotel piazza,
and asked what the trouble was about.
"It's an old feud of several years' standing," said the old resident,
"between the editor and the Judkins family. About every two months
they get to shooting at one another. Everybody in town knows about it.
This is the way it started. The Judkinses live in another town, and
one time a good-looking young lady of the family came here on a visit
to a Mrs. Brown. Mrs. Brown gave her a big party--a regular high-toned
affair, to get the young men acquainted with her. One young fellow
fell in love with her, and sent a little poem to our paper, the
_Observer_. This is the way it read:
To Miss Judkins
(Visiting Mrs. T. Montcalm Brown.)
"We love to see her wear
A gown of simple white.
Nothing but a rose in her hair
At Mrs. Brown's that night,
The fairest of them all
She stood, with blushes red,
While bright the gaslight shone
Upon her lovely head.
"That poem, now, was what started the feud."
"I don't see anything wrong with the poem," said the reporter. "It
seems a little crude, but contains nothing to give offense."
"Well," said the old resident, "the poem was all right as it was
written. The trouble originated in the newspaper office. The morning
after it was sent in the society editress got hold of it first. She is
an old maid and she didn't think the second line quite proper, so she
ran her pencil through it. Then the advertising manager prowled around
through the editor's mail as usual, and read the poem. Old Brown owed
the office $17 back subscription, and the advertising manager struck
out the fourth line. He said old Brown shouldn't get any free
advertising in that office.
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