Potash & Perlmutter: Their Copartnership Ventures and AdventuresGlass, Montague
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Potash & Perlmutter: Their Copartnership Ventures and Adventures
Glass, Montague
Clothing trade -- New York (State) -- New York -- Fiction; Jewish fiction; Jews -- New York (State) -- New York -- Fiction
"That settles it," Hymie cried, jumping to his feet and jamming his hat
down with both hands.
"Where you going, Hymie?" Abe called after him.
"For a policeman," Hymie said. "I want them diamonds and I'm going to
have 'em, too."
Morris ran to the store door and grabbed Hymie by the coattails.
"Wait a minute," he yelled. "Hymie, I'm surprised at you that you should
act that way."
Hymie stopped short.
"I ain't acting, Mawruss," he said. "It's you what's acting. All I want
it is you should give me my ring and pin, and I am satisfied to pay you
the thousand dollars."
They returned to the show-room and once more sat down.
"I'll tell you the truth, Hymie," Morris said at last. "I loaned them
diamonds to somebody, and that's the way it is."
"You loaned 'em to somebody!" Hymie cried, jumping once more to his
feet. "My diamonds you loaned it, Mawruss? Well, all I got to say is
either you get them diamonds back right away, or either I will call a
policeman and make you arrested."
"Make me arrested, then, Hymie," Morris replied resignedly, "because the
feller what I loaned them diamonds to won't return 'em for two weeks
anyhow."
Hymie sat down again.
"For two weeks, hey?" he said. He passed his handkerchief over his face
and looked at Abe.
"That's a fine, nervy partner what you got it, Abe, I must say," he
commented.
"Well, Hymie," Abe replied, "so long as you can't get them diamonds
back for two weeks keep the thousand dollars for two weeks and we won't
charge you no interest nor nothing."
"No, siree," Hymie said; "either I pay you the thousand now, Abe, or I
don't pay it you for three months, and no interest nor nothing."
Abe looked at Morris, who nodded his head slowly.
"What do we care, Abe," he said, "two weeks or three months is no
difference now, ain't it?"
"I'm agreeable, then, Hymie," Abe declared.
"All right," Hymie said eagerly; "put it down in writing and sign it,
and I am satisfied you should keep the diamonds three months."
Abe sat down at his desk and scratched away for five minutes.
"Here it is, Hymie," he said at last. "Hyman Kotzen and Potash &
Perlmutter agrees it that one thousand dollars what he lent it off of
them should not be returned for three months from date, no interest nor
nothing. And also, that Potash & Perlmutter should not give up the
diamonds, neither. POTASH & PERLMUTTER."
"That's all right," Hymie said. He folded the paper into his pocketbook
and turned to Morris.
"Also it is understood, Mawruss, you shouldn't lend them diamonds to
nobody else," he concluded, and a minute later the store door closed
behind him.
After he had gone there was an ominous silence which Abe was the first
to break.
"Well, Mawruss," he said, "ain't that a fine mess you got us into it?
Must you wore it them diamonds, Mawruss? Why couldn't you leave 'em in
the safe?"
Morris made no answer.
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