Short stories; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
Produced by David Widger
POTTS'S PAINLESS CURE
By Edward Bellamy
1898
“Must you go up to that tiresome old college again to-night?”
Pouting lips and delicate brows fretted in pretty importunity over the
troubled eyes enforced the pleading tones, and yet the young man to whom
they were addressed found strength to reply:--
“I 'm afraid I can't get rid of it. I particularly promised Sturgis I
would look in on him, and it won't do for me to cut my acquaintance
with the class entirely just because I 'm having such a jolly time down
here.”
“Oh, no, you don't think it jolly at all, or you would n't be so eager
to go away. I 'm sure I must be very dull company.”
The hurt tone and pretended pique with which she said this were
assuredly all that was needed to make the _petite_ teaser irresistible.
But the young man replied, regarding her the while with an admiration in
which there was a singular expression of uneasiness:--
“Can't, Annie, 'pon honor. I 'm engaged, and you know--
“'I could not love thee, dear, so much,
Loved I not honor more!'”
And transferring her hand to his lips he loosed its soft, lingering
clasp and was gone, stopping at the gate to throw back a kiss to her as
she stood in the porch, by way of amends for his hasty parting.
“George Hunt, you 're an infernal scamp!”
These were the opprobrious words he muttered to himself as he passed out
of earshot. The beneficent common law does not condemn a man merely on
his own confession unless circumstances in evidence lend probability
to his self-accusation. Before we coincide in Mr. Hunt's opinion of
himself, let us therefore inquire into the circumstances.
He was in the last term of senior year at ------ college. For the past
year he had been boarding at the Giffords', and Annie and he had fallen
in love. The fall on his part had been quite voluntary and deliberate.
He had fallen in love because it was the correct thing for a young
collegian, engaged in the study of the humanities, to be in love, and
made him feel more like a man than smoking, drinking, or even sporting a
stove-pipe hat and cane. Vanity aside, it was very jolly to have a fine,
nice girl who thought no end of a fellow, to walk, talk, and sing with,
and to have in mind when one sang the college songs about love and wine
with the fellows. And it gave him also a very agreeable sense of
superior experience as he mingled in their discussions of women and the
tender passion.
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