Prejudices, fifth seriesMencken, H. L. (Henry Louis)
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Prejudices, fifth series
Mencken, H. L. (Henry Louis)
American essays -- 20th century; American literature -- History and criticism; Literature -- History and criticism
The death of William Dean Howells in 1920 brought to an end a decorous
and orderly era in American letters, and issued in a sort of anarchy.
One may best describe the change, perhaps, by throwing it into
dramatic form. Suppose Joseph Conrad and Anatole France were still
alive and on their way to the United States on a lecture tour, or to
study Prohibition or sex hygiene, or to pay their respects to Henry
Ford. Suppose they were to arrive in New York at 2 P. M. to-day. Who
would go down the bay on a revenue-cutter to meet them--that is, who
in addition to the newspaper reporters and baggage-searchers--who to
represent American Literature? I can’t think of a single fit candidate.
So long as Howells kept to his legs he was chosen almost automatically
for all such jobs, for he was the dean of the national letters, and
acknowledged to be such by everyone. Moreover, he had experience at the
work and a natural gift for it. He looked well in funeral garments. He
had a noble and ancient head. He made a neat and caressing speech. He
understood etiquette. And before he came to his growth, stretching back
into the past, there was a long line precisely like him--Mark Twain,
General Lew Wallace, James Russell Lowell, Edmund Clarence Stedman,
Richard Watson Gilder, Bryant, Emerson, Irving, Cooper, and so on back
to the dark abysm of time.
Such men performed a useful and highly onerous function. They
represented letters in all public and official ways. When there was a
grand celebration at one of the older universities they were present
in their robes, freely visible to the lowliest sophomore. When there
was a great banquet, they sat between generals in the Army and members
of the firm of J. P. Morgan & Company. When there was a solemn petition
or protest to sign--against fiat money, the massacres in Armenia,
municipal corruption, or the lack of international copyright--they
signed in fine round hands, not for themselves alone, but for the
whole fraternity of American literati. Most important of all, when a
literary whale from foreign parts was sighted off Fire Island, they
jumped into their frock coats, clapped on their plug-hats and made the
damp, windy trip through the Narrows on the revenue-cutter, to give the
visitor welcome in the name of the eminent living and the illustrious
dead. It was by such men that Dickens was greeted, and Thackeray, and
Herbert Spencer, and Max O’Rell, and Blasco Ibáñez, and Matthew Arnold,
and James M. Barrie, and Kipling, and (until they found his bootleg
wife under his bed) Maxim Gorky. I name names at random. No worthy
visitor was overlooked. Always there was the stately committee on the
revenue-cutter, always there was the series of polite speeches, and
always there was the general feeling that the right thing had been done
in the right way--that American literature had been represented in a
tasteful and resounding manner.
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