Prejudices, fifth seriesMencken, H. L. (Henry Louis)
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Prejudices, fifth series
Mencken, H. L. (Henry Louis)
American essays -- 20th century; American literature -- History and criticism; Literature -- History and criticism
A pedagogue, confronted by Dr. Harding in class, would have set him
to the business of what is called improving his vocabulary--that is,
to the business of making his writing even worse than it was. Dr.
Harding, in point of fact, had all the vocabulary that he needed, and
a great deal more. Any idea that he could formulate clearly he could
convey clearly. Any idea that genuinely moved him he could invest
with charm--which is to say, with what the pedagogues call style. I
believe that this capacity is possessed by all literate persons above
the age of fourteen. It is not acquired by studying text-books; it is
acquired by learning how to think. Children even younger often show
it. I have a niece, now eleven years old, who already has an excellent
style. When she writes to me about things that interest her--in other
words, about the things she is capable of thinking about--she puts her
thoughts into clear, dignified and admirable English. Her vocabulary,
so far, is unspoiled by schoolma’ms. She doesn’t try to knock me out by
bombarding me with hard words, and phrases filched from Addison. She
is unaffected, and hence her writing is charming. But if she essayed
to send me a communication on the subject, say, of Balkan politics or
government ownership, her style would descend instantly to the level of
that of Dr. Harding’s state papers.
To sum up, style cannot go beyond the ideas which lie at the heart
of it. If they are clear, it too will be clear. If they are held
passionately, it will be eloquent. Trying to teach it to persons who
cannot think, especially when the business is attempted by persons who
also cannot think, is a great waste of time, and an immoral imposition
upon the taxpayers of the nation. It would be far more logical to
devote all the energy to teaching, not writing, but logic--and
probably just as useless. For I doubt that the art of thinking can be
taught at all--at any rate, by school-teachers. It is not acquired, but
congenital. Some persons are born with it. Their ideas flow in straight
channels; they are capable of lucid reasoning; when they say anything
it is instantly understandable; when they write anything it is clear
and persuasive. They constitute, I should say, about one-eighth of one
per cent. of the human race. The rest of God’s children are just as
incapable of logical thought as they are incapable of jumping over the
moon. Trying to teach them to think is as vain an enterprise as trying
to teach a streptococcus the principles of Americanism. The only thing
to do with them is to make Ph.D.’s of them, and set them to writing
handbooks on style.
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_The Critic and his Job_
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