Prejudices, fifth seriesMencken, H. L. (Henry Louis)
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Prejudices, fifth series
Mencken, H. L. (Henry Louis)
American essays -- 20th century; American literature -- History and criticism; Literature -- History and criticism
His wife’s biography is encased in an orange slip-cover which announces
melodramatically that it is “an extraordinary revealing life.” It is,
but I doubt that what it reveals will serve to resuscitate poor Saltus.
The man who emerges from it is simply a silly and hollow trifler--a
mass of puerile pretensions and affectations, vain of his unsound
knowledge and full of sentimentalities. He began life by hawking the
stale ribaldries of Arthur Schopenhauer, already dead twenty years;
he departed to realms of bliss chattering the blowsy nonsense of
theosophy. Mrs. Saltus, in the new and appalling fashion of literary
wives, is extremely frank. Her Edgar was a handsome dog, but extremely
foolish, and even childish. When he was engaged upon his rococo
compositions he had to be protected like a queen bee in childbed. The
slightest sound dissipated his inspiration, and set him to yelling. If
a fish-peddler stopped beneath his window he was done for the day. If
a cat came in and brushed his leg he was thrown into hysterics, and
had to go to bed. His love affairs were highly complex, and apparently
took up a great deal of his time. Early in life, while he was a student
at Heidelberg, he had an affair with a lady of noble birth, and even
ran away with her. The business was quickly broken up, apparently by
the allied sovereigns of Europe. The bride-elect was immured in a
convent, and died there “the year following.” Saltus then came back
to the Republic and married the daughter of a partner in J. P. Morgan
& Company. “She was no small catch,” but the alliance was doomed. The
man was too fascinating to women. His pulchritude charmed them, and
his epigrams finished them. In a few years Mrs. Saltus was suing for
divorce.
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