Prejudices, fifth seriesMencken, H. L. (Henry Louis)
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Prejudices, fifth series
Mencken, H. L. (Henry Louis)
American essays -- 20th century; American literature -- History and criticism; Literature -- History and criticism
There followed a series of morganatic affairs, culminating in a second
marriage. This one also blew up quickly; the bride denounced Saltus as
a liar, and even hinted that he had induced her to marry him by fraud.
But though she soon left his bed and board, she clung resolutely to
her other rights as his wife, and thereafter, for many long years, he
devoted all the time he could spare from his writing to efforts to get
rid of her. He moved from New York to California, in fact, mainly
because the divorce laws on the Coast were easier than in the East. But
they were not easy enough to free him. Finally, after endless waiting,
he got news one day that the party of the second part was dead. He
displayed the correct regrets, but was obviously much relieved.
Meanwhile, Wife No. 3 was at call in the anteroom. She had been there,
in fact, for years. When Saltus first met her she was a school-girl
with her hair down her back, and his attentions to her--he was then
rising forty--naturally outraged her family. But her own heart was
lost, and so the effort to warn him off failed. He followed her, after
that, all over the civilized world. Did she go to London, he was at her
heels on the next steamer. Did she move to Los Angeles, he arrived by
the next train. In the end they were married in Montreal, on a very hot
day and after a pretty lovers’ quarrel.
This lady is the author of the biography with the orange slip-cover.
Facing page 310 there is a portrait of her showing her “sitting at the
table on which her husband wrote his books, burning incense before a
Siamese Buddha, and meditating on a stanza from the Bhagavad-Gita.” She
denies, however, that Saltus took to theosophy under her tutelage. The
actual recruiting officer was a certain Mr. Colville, of Pasadena, who
combined the “enthusiasm of a scholar and the erudition of a sage.”
This Colville introduced Saltus to the theosophical elements, and
later guided his faltering steps. In the end poor old Schopenhauer lost
a customer and the art of epigram a gifted and diligent practitioner.
Saltus passed into senility with his thoughts concentrated powerfully
upon Higher Things.
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