Prejudices, fifth seriesMencken, H. L. (Henry Louis)
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Prejudices, fifth series
Mencken, H. L. (Henry Louis)
American essays -- 20th century; American literature -- History and criticism; Literature -- History and criticism
There was something peculiarly fitting in the fact that his last days
were spent in a one-horse Tennessee village, and that death found
him there. The man felt at home in such simple and Christian scenes.
He liked people who sweated freely, and were not debauched by the
refinements of the toilet. Making his progress up and down the Main
street of little Dayton, surrounded by gaping primates from the upland
valleys of the Cumberland Range, his coat laid aside, his bare arms
and hairy chest shining damply, his bald head sprinkled with dust--so
accoutred and on display he was obviously happy. He liked getting up
early in the morning, to the tune of cocks crowing on the dunghill.
He liked the heavy, greasy victuals of the farmhouse kitchen. He liked
country lawyers, country pastors, all country people. He liked the
country sounds and country smells. I believe that this liking was
sincere--perhaps the only sincere thing in the man. His nose showed no
uneasiness when a hillman in faded overalls and hickory shirt accosted
him on the street, and besought him for light upon some mystery of Holy
Writ. The simian gabble of the cross-roads was not gabble to him, but
wisdom of an occult and superior sort. In the presence of city folks
he was palpably uneasy. Their clothes, I suspect, annoyed him, and he
was suspicious of their too delicate manners. He knew all the while
that they were laughing at him--if not at his baroque theology, then at
least at his alpaca pantaloons. But the yokels never laughed at him.
To them he was not the huntsman but the prophet, and toward the end,
as he gradually forsook mundane politics for more ghostly concerns,
they began to elevate him in their hierarchy. When he died he was the
peer of Abraham. His old enemy, Wilson, aspiring to the same white and
shining robe, came down with a thump. But Bryan made the grade. His
place in Tennessee hagiography is secure. If the village barber saved
any of his hair, then it is curing gallstones down there to-day.
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