Prejudices, fifth seriesMencken, H. L. (Henry Louis)
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Prejudices, fifth series
Mencken, H. L. (Henry Louis)
American essays -- 20th century; American literature -- History and criticism; Literature -- History and criticism
An amiable newspaper woman of Chattanooga, familiar with those uplands,
presently enlightened me. Dayton, she explained, was simply a great
capital like any other great capital. That is to say, it was to Rhea
county what Atlanta was to Georgia or Paris to France. That is to say,
it was predominantly epicurean and sinful. A country girl from some
remote valley of the county, coming into town for her semi-annual
bottle of Lydia Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, shivered on approaching
Robinson’s drug-store quite as a country girl from up-State New York
might shiver on approaching the Metropolitan Opera House or the Ritz
Hotel. In every village lout she saw a potential white-slaver. The hard
sidewalks hurt her feet. Temptations of the flesh bristled to all sides
of her, luring her to hell. This newspaper woman told me of a session
with just such a visitor, holden a few days before. The latter waited
outside one of the town hot-dog and coca-cola shops while her husband
negotiated with a hardware merchant across the street. The newspaper
woman, idling along and observing that the stranger was badly used by
the heat, invited her to step into the shop for a glass of coca-cola.
The invitation brought forth only a gurgle of terror. Coca-cola, it
quickly appeared, was prohibited by the country lady’s pastor, as
a levantine and hell-sent narcotic. He also prohibited coffee and
tea--and pies! He had his doubts about white bread and boughten meat.
The newspaper woman, interested, inquired about ice-cream. It was, she
found, not specifically prohibited, but going into a coca-cola shop to
get it would be clearly sinful. So she offered to get a saucer of it,
and bring it out to the sidewalk. The visitor vacillated--and came near
being lost. But God saved her in the nick of time. When the newspaper
woman emerged from the place she was in full flight up the street!
Later on her husband, mounted on a mule, overtook her four miles out
the mountain pike.
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