BALSQUITH. Stop. Stop, I say. I dont know. That is the difference between your job and mine, Mitchener. After twenty years in the army a man thinks he knows everything. After twenty months in the Cabinet he knows that he knows nothing. MITCHENER. We learn from history-- BALSQUITH. We learn from history that men never learn anything from history. Thats not my own: its Hegel. MITCHENER. Whos Hegel? BALSQUITH. Dead. A German philosopher. (He half rises, but recollects something and sits down again.) Oh confound it: that reminds me. The Germans have laid down four more Dreadnoughts. MITCHENER. Then you must lay down twelve. BALSQUITH. Oh yes: its easy to say that: but think of what theyll cost. MITCHENER. Think of what it would cost to be invaded by Germany and forced to pay an indemnity of five hundred millions. BALSQUITH. But you said that if you got compulsory military service there would be an end of the danger of invasion. MITCHENER. On the contrary, my dear fellow, it increases the danger tenfold, because it increases German jealousy of our military supremacy. BALSQUITH. After all, why should the Germans invade us? MITCHENER. Why shouldnt they? What else has their army to do? What else are they building a navy for? BALSQUITH. Well, we never think of invading Germany. MITCHENER. Yes we do. I have thought of nothing else for the last ten years. Say what you will, Balsquith, the Germans have never recognized, and until they get a stern lesson, they never WILL recognize, the plain fact that the interests of the British Empire are paramount, and that the command of the sea belongs by nature to England. BALSQUITH. But if they wont recognize it, what can I do? MITCHENER. Shoot them down. BALSQUITH. I cant shoot them down. MITCHENER. Yes you can. You dont realize it; but if you fire a rifle into a German he drops just as surely as a rabbit does. BALSQUITH But dash it all, man, a rabbit hasnt got a rifle and a German has. Suppose he shoots you down. MITCHENER. Excuse me, Balsquith; but that consideration is what we call cowardice in the army. A soldier always assumes that he is going to shoot, not to be shot. BALSQUITH (jumping up and walking about sulkily). Oh come! I like to hear you military people talking of cowardice. Why, you spend your lives in an ecstasy of terror of imaginary invasions. I dont believe you ever go to bed without looking under it for a burglar. MITCHENER (calmly). A very sensible precaution, Balsquith. I always take it. And in consequence Ive never been burgled. BALSQUITH. Neither have I. Anyhow dont you taunt me with cowardice. (He posts himself on the hearthrug beside Mitchener on his left.) I never look under my bed for a burglar. Im not always looking under the nation's bed for an invader. And if it comes to fighting Im quite willing to fight without being three to one.