‘I know you would,’ returned Otto, entering entirely into his
self-possession. ‘You would not even show me the medal you wear about
your neck.’ For he had caught a glimpse of a green ribbon at the
fellow’s throat.
The change was instantaneous: the red face became mottled with yellow: a
thick-fingered, tottering hand made a clutch at the tell-tale ribbon.
‘Medal!’ the man cried, wonderfully sobered. ‘I have no medal.’
‘Pardon me,’ said the Prince. ‘I will even tell you what that medal
bears: a Phoenix burning, with the word _Libertas_.’ The medallist
remaining speechless, ‘You are a pretty fellow,’ continued Otto, smiling,
‘to complain of incivility from the man whom you conspire to murder.’
‘Murder!’ protested the man. ‘Nay, never that; nothing criminal for me!’
‘You are strangely misinformed,’ said Otto. ‘Conspiracy itself is
criminal, and ensures the pain of death. Nay, sir, death it is; I will
guarantee my accuracy. Not that you need be so deplorably affected, for
I am no officer. But those who mingle with politics should look at both
sides of the medal.’
‘Your Highness . . . ’ began the knight of the bottle.
‘Nonsense! you are a Republican,’ cried Otto; ‘what have you to do with
highnesses? But let us continue to ride forward. Since you so much
desire it, I cannot find it in my heart to deprive you of my company.
And for that matter, I have a question to address to you. Why, being so
great a body of men—for you are a great body—fifteen thousand, I have
heard, but that will be understated; am I right?’
The man gurgled in his throat.
‘Why, then, being so considerable a party,’ resumed Otto, ‘do you not
come before me boldly with your wants?—what do I say? with your commands?
Have I the name of being passionately devoted to my throne? I can scarce
suppose it. Come, then; show me your majority, and I will instantly
resign. Tell this to your friends; assure them from me of my docility;
assure them that, however they conceive of my deficiencies, they cannot
suppose me more unfit to be a ruler than I do myself. I am one of the
worst princes in Europe; will they improve on that?’
‘Far be it from me . . .’ the man began.
‘See, now, if you will not defend my government!’ cried Otto. ‘If I were
you, I would leave conspiracies. You are as little fit to be a
conspirator as I to be a king.’
‘One thing I will say out,’ said the man. ‘It is not so much you that we
complain of, it’s your lady.’
‘Not a word, sir’ said the Prince; and then after a moment’s pause, and
in tones of some anger and contempt: ‘I once more advise you to have done
with politics,’ he added; ‘and when next I see you, let me see you sober.
A morning drunkard is the last man to sit in judgment even upon the worst
of princes.’
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