Prince Ricardo of Pantouflia: Being the Adventures of Prince Prigio's Son — John Shaqi
Prince Ricardo of Pantouflia: Being the Adventures of Prince Prigio's SonLang, Andrew
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Prince Ricardo of Pantouflia: Being the Adventures of Prince Prigio's Son
Lang, Andrew
Children's stories; Fairy tales
The prince rode and rode, sometimes taking up Pepper on his saddle;
passing through forests, sleeping at lonely inns, fording rivers, till
one day he saw that the air was becoming Yellow. He knew that this
showed the neighbourhood of Jaunia, or Daunia, the country of the Yellow
Dwarf. He therefore drew bridle, placed his rose-coloured spectacles on
his nose and put spurs to his horse, for the yellow light of Jaunia makes
people melancholy and cowardly. As he pricked on, his horse stumbled and
nearly came on its nose. The prince noticed that a steel chain had been
drawn across the road.
"What caitiff has dared!" he exclaimed, when his hat was knocked off by a
well-aimed orange from a neighbouring orange-tree, and a vulgar voice
squeaked:
"Hi, Blinkers!"
There was the Yellow Dwarf, an odious little figure, sitting sucking an
orange in the tree, swinging his wooden shoes, and grinning all over his
wrinkled face.
"Well, young Blinkers!" said the Dwarf, "what are you doing on my
grounds? You're a prince, by your look. Yah! down with kings! I'm a
man of the people!"
"You're a dwarf of the worst description, that's what _you_ are," said
Ricardo; "and let me catch you, and I'll flog the life out of you with my
riding-whip!"
The very face of the Dwarf, even seen through rose-coloured spectacles,
made him nearly ill.
"Yes, when you can catch me," said the Dwarf; "but that's not to-day, nor
yet to-morrow. What are you doing here? Are you an ambassador, maybe
come to propose a match for me? I'm not proud, I'll hear you. They say
there's a rather well-looking wench in your parts, the Princess
Jaqueline--"
"Mention that lady's name, you villain," cried Dick, "and I'll cut down
your orange-tree!" and he wished he had brought the Sword of Sharpness,
for you cannot prod down a tree with the point of a rapier.
"Fancy her yourself?" said the Dwarf, showing his yellow teeth with a
detestable grin; while Ricardo turned quite white with anger, and not
knowing how to deal with this insufferable little monster.
"I'm a widower, I am," said the Dwarf, "though I'm out of mourning," for
he wore a dirty clay-coloured Yellow jacket. "My illustrious consort,
the Princess Frutilla, did not behave very nice, and I had to avenge my
honour; in fact, I'm open to any offers, however humble. Going at an
alarming sacrifice! Come to my box" (and he pointed to a filthy clay
cottage, all surrounded by thistles, nettles, and black boggy water),
"and I'll talk over your proposals."
"Hold your impudent tongue!" said Dick. "The Princess Frutilla was an
injured saint; and as for the lady whom I shall not name in your
polluting presence, I am her knight, and I defy you to deadly combat!"
We may imagine how glad the princess was when (disguised as a wasp) she
heard Dick say he was her knight; not that, in fact, he had thought of it
before.
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