Princess Mary's Gift Book: All profits on sale given to the Queen's "Work for Women" Fund which is acting in Conjunction with The National Relief Fund — John Shaqi
Princess Mary's Gift Book: All profits on sale given to the Queen's "Work for Women" Fund which is acting in Conjunction with The National Relief Fund
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Princess Mary's Gift Book: All profits on sale given to the Queen's "Work for Women" Fund which is acting in Conjunction with The National Relief Fund
English literature; World War, 1914-1918 -- Gift books
We had hardly settled down again after deciding this point when Mrs.
Mimms upset us still more seriously. She gave a Christmas Tree to the
village children. At first we thought that this would not matter to any
one except the vicar. We were mistaken about that. Mrs. Mimms made us
all help. The Colonel and I spent a long afternoon on a step-ladder
sticking candles on the branches. Hankly, who is a lean, yellow little
man, was made to dress himself up as "Father Christmas." We got no
dinner on the evening of the party, and very nearly had to dance with
the children afterwards. The presents which Mrs. Mimms distributed to
the children were of the most gorgeous and expensive kind. We all agreed
that she must be enormously rich, and the Colonel said that she would
demoralise the whole village.
She certainly demoralised us. We found ourselves invited to dinner at
the Manor House twice, sometimes three times, a week, and had a standing
invitation to supper every Sunday night. It was no use refusing the
invitations. I tried that twice; but Mrs. Mimms simply came round to my
house in her motor and fetched me. The Colonel complained bitterly. He
has been writing a book on Chhota Nagpur ever since I knew him, and he
said that he hated being interrupted in the evenings. He only dined with
Mrs. Mimms in order to avoid unpleasantness with his wife, who wanted to
go. Hankly said plainly that Mrs. Mimms had a very good cook, and we all
came in the end to accept that as our excuse for dining with her.
It is, I know, scarcely credible, but last Easter she dragged us into
private theatricals. By that time we had agreed that Mrs. Mimms, in
spite of her annoying lack of repose, was a very kind-hearted woman, and
we did not wish to snub her in any way. My own part in the play let me
in for a love scene with Mrs. Challenger, the most grotesquely absurd
thing imaginable, for the lady is sixty at least and enormously fat. I
should never have agreed to do it, however good-hearted Mrs. Mimms might
be, if Hankly had not been cast for the part of an heroic Christian
curate, and I knew he would look even more foolish than I did when I
kissed Mrs. Challenger's left ear. Hankly hated being an heroic
Christian curate and did not do the part at all well. We got through the
theatricals in June, and after that, except for a couple of picnics
every week, we had a comparatively quiet time until the war broke out.
Mrs. Mimms broke out at the same time. All festivities, even picnics,
stopped at once, of course, and we all began to take life very
strenuously. Mrs. Mimms outdid us easily in every form of activity.
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