Priscilla and Charybdis: A Story of Alternatives — John Shaqi
Priscilla and Charybdis: A Story of AlternativesMoore, Frank Frankfort
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Priscilla and Charybdis: A Story of Alternatives
Moore, Frank Frankfort
Fiction
But Mr. Kelton had not yet exhausted his resources of irritation,
for when Mr. Mozart Tutt sat down to the piano to play the “Moonlight
Sonata,” instead of joining heartily in the greeting that the conductor
received, as any one with any sense would have done, in order to give
the audience to understand that, however he might differ from Mr. Tutt
on certain points in playing an accompaniment, he was still
generous enough to recognize the man’s merit when displayed in
other channels--instead of doing this, with emphasis, he yawned
ostentatiously, tilting back his chair, with his hand over his mouth.
Then he began to talk to the man beside him, and a little later he
smiled down upon Priscilla in the third row and signalled something
to her, afterwards lying back and laughing up to the ceiling, and, on
recovering himself, assuming a bored look, and taking out his watch and
putting it to his ear as if to satisfy his doubts as to the accuracy of
its registration of an inexpressibly dull five minutes.
Mrs. Caffyn was not a very observant woman, but she made up her mind
that she would never again write a letter of entreaty to Mr.
Kelton concerning her concert. Even though the patronage of the
Bowlby-Suthersts were reserved, still she would not bore him again.
The tenor’s two songs had no place in the first part of the programme,
and he did not resume his seat on the platform after the interval
between the parts. He always took care that his entrance was made at the
effective moment--when the audience had become warmed up, but not weary;
and of course Priscilla had to leave her place in the body of the hall
to await his moment in the little room where tea was brewed upon
the occasion of some festivity involving the brewing of tea and the
distribution of buns. Here she sat with Mr. Kelton and a couple of
“soprani,” as they were styled in the programme, whom Mr. Kelton made
laugh by his clever imitation of Mr. Morley Quorn’s “Wolf.” He was under
the impression, he said, that no concert direction was in so bad a way
but that they could keep “The Wolf” from the door. But then Framsby was
a funny place altogether. Fancy “Honour and Arms,” “The Wolf,” and that
blessed “Moonlight Sonata” all in one evening! There was no other town
known to him where so old-fashioned a programme would be tolerated.
Then he cleared his throat, and ran up the scale once or twice as he had
heard artists do while waiting for their turn.
“Are you in good voice, Mr. Kelton?” enquired Priscilla. “Your song is
the next.”
He smiled.
“My dear young lady,” he said, “I am not like one of those tenors of
long ago who could never be depended on from one day to another--Sims
Reeves, you know--people of that stamp. No, I am always to be depended
on. I am always at my best.”
“And never nervous?” she suggested.
“I don’t know what nerves are,” he replied.
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