Priscilla and Charybdis: A Story of AlternativesMoore, Frank Frankfort
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Priscilla and Charybdis: A Story of Alternatives
Moore, Frank Frankfort
Fiction
It is part of the penalty which people have to pay for being popular
that when they are trying to get into the church where a clergyman is
waiting to marry them, their admirers prevent them from entering;
when they are leaving a public meeting where they have made a stirring
speech, they have to fight their way to their carriage, and when they
are met at the railway station they are all but deafened first and
suffocated afterwards. Jack and his wife tried to stem that sea of faces
that roared in front of them, but they found it impossible. The platform
exit was narrow, and now it was choked with human life. But this
circumstance did not affect the enthusiasm of the people beyond. They
cheered and waved and quite prematurely broke into the “Jolly Good
Fellow” chorus which, properly speaking, should only find its vent when
Mr. Wingfield should announce from the porch of his house that he hoped
his good friends would honour him by drinking to the health of his
bride.
It was not until the railway authorities had admitted a force of police
that Mr. and Mrs. Wingfield were able, following in the hollow of the
wedge which they inserted between the masses at the barriers, to reach
the outer atmosphere, which was resonant and throbbing with the fifes
and drums of “See, the Conquering Hero Comes,” though the moment
they put in an appearance, the strains were overwhelmed by cheers as
completely as the flame of a candle is overwhelmed when the extinguisher
is dropped over it. The whole space in front of the station and the
streets to the right and left were crammed with warm human life,
cheering in battalions.
It was all very flattering and overpowering, and unless a man had gone
through a fortnight’s electioneering he would not know what to do to
restore the _status quo ante_. Happily Mr. Wingfield was such a man. He
sprang upon a trunk--a weight-carrier of the Saratoga type--and taking
off his cap, raised his hand. At once the cheers began to wane and then
they ceased altogether in the region of the station, though further away
they died hard.
“My friends,” said Jack, in strident tones. “My friends--” and so on.
Everyone knows what he said--everyone present knew what he was going to
say, and he said it. It lasted just three minutes, and before the crowds
had recovered from the effects of that spell of silence, he was in the
carriage with Priscilla by his side. The coachman had taken good care
to send the horses that had been taken out of the traces, back to their
stables, so as to prevent the possibility of a mistake being made by the
crowd. He had heard of enthusiasts taking the horses out of a carriage
upon a similar occasion and failing to return them.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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