Priscilla and Charybdis: A Story of AlternativesMoore, Frank Frankfort
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Priscilla and Charybdis: A Story of Alternatives
Moore, Frank Frankfort
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That finished the formally-worded apology. Before their triolet of
laughter had passed away they were all seated at the table, and Mrs.
Pearce had brought in the requisite crockery and cutlery. She did not
forget the glasses. She beamed confidently upon the girls as if she was
endeavouring to assure them that she was a mother herself, and that she
would be at hand in case she should hear screams.
He showed some dexterity in carving his spatchcock. They kept their eyes
on him, with a protest ready if he should leave nothing for himself; but
they had no need of such vigilance, and their protest was uncalled for.
He was quite fair to them and to himself, and witnessing his tact once
more they became still more at their ease.
“The day doesn’t seem quite so hopeless now as it did a quarter of an
hour ago,” he remarked, when they had all praised the cooking of Mrs.
Pearce. “Nothing seems the same when a chap has done himself well in the
eating and drinking line--especially the drinking. I don’t wonder that
crimes are committed when people haven’t enough to eat.”
“I wonder if having too little to eat or too much to drink is most
responsible,” said Priscilla.
“Meaning that it’s about time I opened that bottle?” said he. “Now, I
can’t think that either of you is under the influence of a temperance
lecturer; but if you are, you’ll drink all the same to my homecoming.”
“Delighted, I’m sure,” cried Rosa. “There’s no nicer thing to drink than
Liebfraumilch, when it’s of the right year.”
“I was under the impression,” said he, scrutinizing the bottom of the
cork, “that taking the bad years with the good, a chap has a better
chance with Liebfraumilch than anything in that line.”
“I got it all from a catalogue--I have a good memory,” confessed
Priscilla. “I hope it’s true.”
“A wine merchant’s catalogue? Gospel--absolute gospel,” said he
solemnly.
He poured out half a glass and became more solemn still while he
examined it in breathless silence. He held it up to the light, and the
girls saw that it was a pale flame smouldering in the glass. He gave it
a shake and it became a glorious topaz.
“A very fair colour indeed,” said he on the completion of these
mysteries, and the girls breathed again. “Yes, I don’t know who laid
it down, but I know who’ll take it up, and every time it will be with a
hope that his grandsire’s halo is as good a colour. The occasion is an
extremely interesting one, and the wine is almost equal to the occasion.
If not, we are. Ladies and gentlemen, it is with feelings of etcetera,
etcetera, that I bring to your notice the toast of the young heir now
come into his inheritance. Long may he reign--I mean long may it rain,
when it was the means of bringing so charming a company round his table,
and so say all of us; with a--I’m extremely obliged to you, and I’ll
respond later on.”
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