Priscilla and Charybdis: A Story of AlternativesMoore, Frank Frankfort
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Priscilla and Charybdis: A Story of Alternatives
Moore, Frank Frankfort
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“Oh, no, Wedgwood was not a local man by any means,” replied Priscilla,
wondering in what circles this young man had spent the earlier years of
his life that he had never heard of Wedgwood.
“Anyhow, it’s quite nice to look at; and here comes the coffee,” said
he. “It’s a queer room--gives even an ignorant chap like me a feeling
that it’s all right--furnished throughout, and not on the hire-purchase
system.”
Then he drank his coffee and looked about him, and then at his
visitors--first at one and then at the other. They were standing
together at one of the oval windows looking out upon a flagged terrace
with a balustrade and piers and great stone vases of classical design.
“A really nice room,” he said, as if he were summing up the result
of his survey of the young women. “I think, you know, that I make its
acquaintance in rather happy circumstances,” he added. “I hope I may
consider that you have left cards on me so that I may ask you to dinner
or something. I went into the dining-room the first thing, and then down
to the cellar. I don’t think that the dining-room looks so finished as
this room. I felt a bit uneasy, you know, to see all those frames with
hand-painted ancestors grinning down at me. They seemed to be winking at
one another and whispering, ‘Lord, what a mug!’ I didn’t feel at all at
home among them--pretty bounders they were to make their remarks--silk
coats and satin embroidered waistcoats and powdered hair worn long!
Bounders to a man! I felt a bit lonely among them, and that’s why I told
the woman I should have my plate laid in the library. I didn’t want any
of their cheek. I was thinking what a rather dismal homecoming it was
for me--not a soul to say a word of welcome to a chap. I felt a bit down
on my luck, and I suppose that’s why I fell into that doze. Only five
minutes I could have slept, and when I opened my eyes--I give you my
word I had a feeling--that halfwaking feeling, you know--that it was the
ghosts of two of the nicest of my ancestors come back to say a word
of encouragement to me to make up for the bad manners of those
satin-upholstered ones. I do hate the kind of chap that gets painted in
fancy dress!”
The notion of the Georgian portraits being in fancy dress sent the young
women into a peal of laughter; and then he laughed too.
“That’s like coming home,” he said a minute later. “That’s what I looked
for, and if I didn’t feel grateful to you both----”
“Grateful to the rain, the thunder and lightning,” suggested Rosa.
“All right, thunder and lightning and rain and all the rest. I’ll have
a greater respect for them in the future; but all the same the gratitude
will go to you. You have turned a failure into a success, and no other
girls would have been able to do so much. They would have giggled and
gone the moment they caught sight of me. Yes, I’m grateful.”
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