“If you’re prepared to lash out money in that way,” she said, “we may as
well have a tongue. Brannigan has small ones at one and sixpence. Brawn
of course is cheaper, but then if you have brawn you want a tin-opener.
The tongues are in glass jars which you can break with a stone or a
rowlock. The lids are supposed to come off quite easily if you jab a
knife through them, but they don’t really. All that happens is a sort of
fizz of air and the lid sticks on as tight as ever. Things hardly ever
do what they’re supposed to according to science, which makes me think
that science is rather rot, though, of course, it may have its uses only
that I don’t know them.”
Priscilla wheeled the bath-chair for some distance along the road
without speaking. Then she asked another question.
“Which would you rather have, the tongue or a tin of Californian
peaches. They’re one and sixpence too, so we can’t have both, for
it would be a pity to miss the chance of one and fourpence worth of
macaroons. I don’t remember ever having so many at one time before.
Though of course they’re not really so many when there are two of us to
eat them.”
“I’ll give you another one and sixpence,” said Frank, “and then you’ll
be able to get the peaches too if you want them. I rather bar those
tinned fruits myself. They have no flavour.”
On Saturday evenings, when prefects and all self-respecting members
of the upper and middle schools have tea in their studies, Frank was
accustomed to eat tinned lobsters and sometimes tinned salmon, but he
knew that superiority to such forms of food was one of the marks of a
grown man. He hoped, by speaking slightingly of the Californian peaches,
to impress Priscilla with the idea that he was a sort of uncle of hers.
The luncheon was involving him in considerable expense, but he did not
grudge the money if it produced the effect he desired. Unfortunately it
did not.
“Well have a gorgeous bust,” said Priscilla. “I shouldn’t wonder if
Brannigan got some kind of fit when we spend all that in his shop at
once. He’s not accustomed to millionaires.”
Frank, not being able to find a shilling and a sixpence in his pocket,
handed over another half crown. Priscilla promised to give him his
change. She stopped the bath-chair at the door of Brannigan’s shop. The
men of leisure who sat on the window sills stared curiously at Frank.
Young gentlemen dressed in white flannels and wheeled in bath-chairs are
rare in Rosnacree. Frank felt embarrassed and annoyed.
“Excuse me half a mo.,” said Priscilla. “I’ll just speak a word to Peter
Walsh and then do the shopping. Peter, you’re to get the sails on the
Tortoise at once.”
She spoke with such decisive authority that Peter Walsh felt quite
certain that she had no right to give the order.
“Is it the Tortoise, Miss?”
“Didn’t I say the Tortoise. Go and get the sails at once.”
“I don’t know,” said Peter, “whether would your da be pleased with me if
I sent you out in the Tortoise. Sure you know----”
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