“I say, Cousin Frank, are you awake? I’ve been here for hours, dropping
small stones on your head, so as to rouse you up. I daren’t make any
noise, for they’re still jawing away inside and I was afraid they’d hear
me. Could you struggle along a bit further away from the window? I’ll
carry your chair.”
They found a nook behind the rose-bed which Priscilla held to be
perfectly safe. Frank settled down on his chair. Priscilla, with her
knees pulled up to her chin, sat on a cushion at his feet.
“Aunt Juliet hunted me off to bed at half-past nine,” she said.
“Dastardly tyranny! And she sent Mrs. Geraghty to do my hair--not that
she cared if my hair was never done, but so as to make sure that I
really undressed. Plucky lot of good that was!”
The precaution had evidently been of no use at all; but neither Miss
Lentaigne nor Mrs. Geraghty could have calculated on Priscilla’s roaming
about the grounds in her dressing-gown.
“The reason of the tyranny,” said Priscilla, “was plain enough. Aunt
Juliet was smoking a cigarette.”
“Good gracious!” said Frank. “I should never have thought your aunt
smoked.”
“She doesn’t. She never did before, though she may take to it regularly
now for a time. I simply told her that she oughtn’t to chew the end.
No real smoker does; and I could see that she didn’t like the wads of
tobacco coming off on her tongue. Besides, it was beastly waste of
the cigarette. She chawed off quite as much as she smoked. You’d have
thought she’d have been obliged to me for giving her the tip, but quite
the contrary. She hoofed me off to bed.”
“But what has made her take to smoking?”
“She had to,” said Priscilla. “I don’t think she really likes it, but
with her principles she simply had to. It’s part of what’s called the
economic independence of women and she wants to dare the Prime Minister
to put her in gaol. I don’t suppose he will, at least not unless she
does something worse than that; but that’s what she hopes. You know, of
course, that the Prime Minister is coming tomorrow.”
“It’s not the Prime Minister,” said Frank, “only Lord Torrington.”
“That’ll be a frightful disappointment to Aunt Juliet after sending
down to Brannigan’s for those cigarettes. Rose--she’s the under
housemaid--told me that. Beastly cigarettes they are, too. Rose said the
footman said he wouldn’t smoke them. Ten a penny or something like that.
But if Lord Torrington isn’t the Prime Minister what is Aunt Juliet
doing out the long gallery?”
“Lord Torrington is rather a boss,” said Frank, “though he’s not the
Prime Minister. He’s the head of the War Office.”
Priscilla whistled.
“Great Scott,” she said, “the head of the War Office! And Aunt Juliet
hasn’t the least idea what’s bringing him down here. She said so twice.”
“So did Uncle Lucius. He kept wondering after dinner what on earth Lord
Torrington wanted.”
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