_The_ General Staff is improving. Red Tape is being killed; common-sense
is beginning to triumph. It took exactly two hundred and fifty years for
our General Staff to realise that soldiers cannot be expected to
skirmish in busbies, or entrench a position in crimson tunics and
skin-tight trews. This admission, you will agree, is evidence of
awakening, so the British public need not be alarmed. Years ago,
generals received their rank through the influence of their wives, or
somebody else’s wife. Now, a general is expected to have the brains of
Wellington and the sauce of the Kaiser. He is promoted for his
efficiency, not for his glass eye or double-barrelled name. Indeed, it
is only a brave man who would be a general, for he is supposed to know
everything, from the weight of a soldier’s socks to the number of men
that can be killed by a shrapnel shell. And he is the generator of all
schemes for the training of His Majesty’s men. When the G.O.C. speaks,
all are expected to show that they have a wholesome fear and awe of this
almighty personage. The correct reply to a general, on all occasions, is
"Yes, sir." Woe unto the man who would dispute the theories of the
G.O.C., for "Death or such less punishment" lies in the hollow of his
hand. A general who is keen of C.B.’s, knighthoods, and a baton, is
always careful in the selection of his Staff. Up till fifteen years ago
the young bloods of Mayfair were chosen because of their lineage, cash,
and ability to ride a hunter at a five-barred gate. Now, a general seeks
for an aide who can work twenty-three hours out of twenty-four, and
possessed of all the knowledge that the Staff College can bestow. It is
pleasant to note that many clever aspirants can be found, and that is
the reason for the success of our arms to-day. If Wellington had had men
of this type, he, like Hannibal and Napoleon, might also have conquered
the Alps. But Wellington had to deal with aides who were simply British
gentlemen with a passion for fox-hunting and a primitive thirst for
blood. The modern Staff officer can secure the maximum of efficiency
with the minimum of friction. He can inspire the training of a thousand
muddling amateurs, and in six months can procure veterans of the type
that conquered at Waterloo. Nothing is too much for him. He can make
transports out of mud barges; bridges from milk carts; impregnable
redoubts from biscuit-boxes, rubble, mud, and sand. In the midst of a
most crushing reverse, he will collar a thousand retreating men, stick
them in hen-houses, mills, and churchyards, and thus delay the advance
of several army corps. He is tireless, persistent, sometimes dogmatic,
but ever tactful and cheerful. Haking has instilled into him that
soldiers are mainly human, and, in certain instances, fools, hence his
ever cheerful charm, his pertinacity and human understanding. Of course
there are a few of the old Peninsular type still left on the Staff. When
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