"Tak’ that," said his opponent, wiping his hand across his face. Spud
promptly hit back, with the result that the table went up with a bang
and all the dinners crashed to the floor.
"Mak’ a ring! Mak’ a ring!" shouted the others, for Militiamen dearly
love a scrap. In a few seconds this was done. Spud and his enemy off
with their jackets, and soon the thud, thud, of blows, and an occasional
grunt told of a deadly combat. If Spud was lean, he was wiry, and he had
been reared in the school of self-help. He hopped round the old Die-hard
like a bantam, and now and then slipped in a terrific blow on the
elderly man’s corporation.
"Go on the wee yin!"
"Two to one bar one!"
"Slip it across him!"
"Whack his beer barrel!" were some of the rude but encouraging remarks.
But all the pluck of Spud was useless against the great hulking form of
"Dirty Dick," as his opponent was called. After a ten-minutes’ bout Dick
gave out a terrible snipe which sent the brave Spud to the floor and
caused the blood to spurt from his nose in a regular stream.
That was the end of the combat. Willing hands tended the unconscious
Spud, and on his recovery they hailed him as a fit and proper person for
the Glesca Mileeshy. Dick, in a true sportsmanlike manner, shook hands
and marched the whole crowd to the canteen. There the health of the
gallant recruit was pledged with Highland honours, followed by the
"Regimental" Anthem of the Glesca Mileeshy—
"Beer, beer, glorious beer,
Fill yourself right up to here;
Don’t make a fool of it,
But down with a pail of it,
Glorious, glorious beer."
This episode was duly reported to Tamson senior. That worthy rag-vender
was well pleased—so pleased, in fact, that he got fu’ on the strength of
it, and received a hammering from Mrs Tamson, who cracked the frying-pan
over his head. In the Gallowgate, the Murder Close Brigade also hailed
the news with pride. Spud was "one of the boys," and they determined to
give him a public reception in a fried-fish shop when he returned.
Meantime Spud was being initiated into the arts of the soldier. From the
stores he had received a pair of wide, ill-fitting tartan breeks,
resembling concertinas, a red jacket, which hung like a sack, a white
belt, and a leatherbound Glengarry cap. A penny swagger cane and the
inevitable "fag" completed the picture of Spud as a warrior bold. He
also received a rifle and equipment. The rifle was an ancient affair,
officially known as a "D.P." (Drill Purposes). A certain number of good
rifles were allowed to each company for firing purposes. This
arrangement, perhaps, saved the lives of many in the Depot of Blacktoon,
for the Glesca Mileeshy at large resembled the Dervishes of the Khalifa.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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