"After which--if done--you could continue to ask for more," said
Woodart angrily. "You could threaten to prove that you were paid to get
the divorce, a mere matter of blackening the character of a woman whose
only error was being blind enough to take a second look at you."
"Your ingenious mind is too complex," said Foster quietly.
"May I point out that if you are dead, you are dead, and therefore--"
Foster laughed nastily. "Legally and physically, Harry Foster died
and was buried. Legally there is nothing that could possibly prevent
you from marrying her if you wanted to. But you see, Woodart, my wife
is a completely moral woman, to say nothing of ethical. Though it is
legal, there is still the gnawing doubt in her that she is compounding
a felony--bigamy."
Jenny made a plaintive gesture, "I'll wait until he asks me--"
But she was not heard. Tim Woodart snorted. "So you think they'll be
hesitant about punishing a dead man?"
"What do you think?"
Woodart strode forward and took Foster by the lapels of his coat,
gathered them into one hand, and lifted the crook out of the easy-chair
with an angry shake. "Then they can't book me for assault and battery
upon the person of a corpse," he gritted. His free hand came back and
forth across Foster's face, driving the heel's head from side to side.
Then Woodart shoved him back, letting go of the lapels and using that
hand to bury itself to the wrist in Foster's midsection. As Foster
folded forward, Tim straightened him up with an upward chop to the jaw.
Foster crumpled, and Woodart lifted him by the collar and dragged him
to the door, hurling him into the hallway. Foster turned, wiping blood
from his face, and spat like an angry cat.
"That'll cost you, punk," he snarled.
Woodart laughed.
"Laugh," leered Foster. "You can't bring suit for divorce against a
dead man, either!"
* * * * *
Harry Foster opened the door to his apartment and nodded quite
genially. "Come in, gentlemen," he said overpolitely.
State attorney Jones was less cordial, and Lieutenant Miller was harsh.
"You're Harry Foster."
"I am. Strange coincidence, isn't it?"
"Coincidence my--"
"Be careful," warned Foster. "You wouldn't want to insult a citizen,
would you? It might go hard with you."
"You're Harry Foster."
"I am."
"Then who was the man that was buried?"
"That is the coincidence," said Foster sorrowfully. "He was another
Harry Foster. I understand that he was a rascal and definitely needed
killing."
"Where were you when that deed was done?"
"Me? Look, sir, am I under suspicion?"
"Could be."
"Then produce your warrant! I shall take no guff from you nor any of
your ilk."
"Take it easy," said Jones. "An innocent man has nothing to fear."
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