"Liar!" the other one yelled, springing up. Corelli stepped between them
and the second Haslop subsided, grumbling. "It's true enough, only
_he's_ the one that drinks his meals. This stuff in the pitcher is the
food he lives on--alcohol for energy, with minerals and other stuff
dissolved in it. I drink it with him for kicks, but that phony can't eat
anything else."
* * * * *
Corelli snapped his fingers.
"So that's why they limited our time, and why they brought this
stuff--to keep their fake Haslop refueled! All we've got to do to
separate our men now is feed them something solid. The one that eats it
is the real Haslop."
"Sure, all we need now is some solid food," I said. "You don't happen to
have a couple of sandwiches on you, do you?"
Everybody got quiet for a couple of minutes, and in the silence the
Quack surprised us all by deciding to speak up.
"Since I'm stuck here for life," he said, "a few germs more or less
won't matter much. Pass me the pitcher, will you?"
He took a man-sized slug of the fiery stuff without even wiping off the
pitcher's rim.
After that we gave it up, as who wouldn't have? Captain Corelli said the
hell with it and took such a slug out of the pitcher that the two
Haslops yelled murder and grabbed it quick themselves, and from then on
we just sat around and drank and talked and waited for the sunrise that
would condemn us to Balak for the rest of our lives.
Thinking about our problem had reminded me of an old puzzle I'd heard
somewhere about three men being placed in a room where they can see each
other but not themselves; they're shown three white hats and two black
ones, and then they're blindfolded and a hat is put on each of their
heads. When the blindfolds are taken off, the third man knows by looking
at the other two and by what they say just what color hat he's wearing
himself, but I always forget how it is that he knows.
We got so interested in the hat problem that the east was turning pink
before we realized it.
None of us actually saw the sun rise, though, except the Quack and the
bogus Haslop.
I was right in the middle of a sentence when all of a sudden my stomach
rolled over and growled like a dying tiger, and I never had such an
all-gone feeling in my life. I looked at the others, wondering if the
stuff in the pitcher had poisoned us all, and saw Gibbons and Corelli
staring at each other with the same startled look in their eyes. One of
the Haslops was hit, too--he had the same pinched expression around the
mouth, and perspiration stood out on his forehead in drops as big as
grapes.
And then the four of us were on our feet and dashing for open country,
leaving the Quack and the remaining Haslop staring after us. The Haslop
who stayed looked puzzled, I thought, but the Quack only seemed
interested and very much entertained.
I couldn't be sure of that, though. There wasn't time to look twice.
* * * * *
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