Problematic Characters: A NovelSpielhagen, Friedrich
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Problematic Characters: A Novel
Spielhagen, Friedrich
Fiction
"Gustava! Gusty! Gusty!" called the minister, as he entered. The
desired lady was, however, not willing to give up the vantage-ground of
her position behind the curtained window in the kitchen-door, from
which she reconnoitred in security the appearance of the stranger and
the purpose of his visit. The minister, therefore, showed the way into
his study, where he begged Oswald to allow him to take off his gown,
and then to inform his Gustava of the honor that his house was
receiving.
The reverend gentleman's study was a large room with two windows; a few
book-shelves, some pictures of saints on the wall, a hard sofa covered
with black horse-hair, a round centre-table littered with books, and a
desk with a chair, which turned on a screw, near the window, formed the
simple furniture; the atmosphere was heavy with tobacco-smoke. Oswald
was so oppressed by this perfume that he had to open a window, and in
doing this he felt a strong temptation to jump from the low casement
upon the street and to make his escape.
The attempt to seek safety in flight was, however, defeated by the
return of his host. The reverend gentleman appeared now in a summer
costume of black shining material. He begged Oswald to remain a few
minutes in his "cell," since "Gustava was ruling still in the kitchen."
Oswald, who had abandoned all hope of escape, had not even the heart to
decline an invitation to dinner.
"You will find, it is true, nothing but the _paternum mensa tenui
salinum_, the ancestral furniture on the simple table," said the
minister, desirous to show his guest that he had not forgotten his
Latin; "but you know: _vivitur parvo bene_: we can live well upon a
little. May I offer you a cigar till dinner is ready?"
Oswald declined, as he did not smoke.
"Oh! an excellent habit! a classic habit!" said the minister, laughing
at his own wit; "the ancients did not smoke, and Goethe, whom a
frivolous but witty author calls 'the great pagan,' was a bitter enemy
to pipes and cigars. You permit me to remain faithful to my habit of
smoking a light cigar after my sermon?"
"I pray you will do so."
"Don't you find"--puff! puff!--"that smoking"--puff! puff!--"is a
thoroughly Germanic, I might almost say, a thoroughly Christo-Germanic
element?" said the minister, who was determined to show his cleverness.
"You would certainly furnish a new weapon to the scoffers at our
religion, if you really thought so," said Oswald, dryly.
"How so, my dear sir?"
"Said scoffers might reply that to show them only smoke, and no fire,
was essentially a Germanic, a Christo-Germanic characteristic."
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