Professor Tim & Paul Twyning : $b Comedies in three actsShiels, George
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Professor Tim & Paul Twyning : $b Comedies in three acts
Shiels, George
Comedy plays; English drama -- Irish authors
PEGGY. I’ve no intention of lecturing, Hugh. A ruined man needs no
lecture. He’s a lecture to look at.
O’C. A ruined man at twenty-five! Talk sense, Peggy. You can’t ruin a
man at that age--not if you broke him in two. I’ve had my fling, Peggy,
it’s all over but the auction, and I don’t regret it.
PEGGY. Just so. [_Takes out packet_] I’ve your ring and presents
here. I want to return them.
O’C. Ah, this is cruel! I hadn’t thought of this. But Lady Fate
doesn’t do her work slipshod. She keeps the big hammer for the last
blow.... But you might keep these things, Peggy--just to spite the hag.
PEGGY. Impossible, Hugh. You must take them back. They’re valuable,
and you may need the money.
O’C. That’s true. I may need the money. [_Takes packet and looks
round._] Have you no fire here?
PEGGY. We let the fire go out after breakfast.
O’C. And where, if it’s a fair question, do you heat your irons?
PEGGY. There’s a fire over in the old kitchen.
O’C. [_going towards back door_]. I’ll add some fuel to it.
PEGGY [_stops him_]. You mustn’t go out there, Hugh! Mother would see
you. Don’t be a fool.... I mean don’t be reckless.
O’C. [_comes back_]. Nothing foolish about me, Peggy. I’ve always
been rather famous for my wisdom. [_Weighing packet_] This was a prudent
investment! Four hundred pounds, I think. Do you remember the day I got
these trinkets, Peggy?
PEGGY. No.
O’C. You mean yes. I remember it too. I’d sold a mare and foal at a
thousand guineas. I was under the impression that you and I were
engaged, and I rushed off and bought these family jewels.... ’Twas all a
mistake. My mistake.
PEGGY. Stop, Hugh. Please. I remember everything far too well.
O’C. And is this the end of the story? Somehow I can’t believe it.
Can you?
PEGGY. We’ve both got to believe it. It’s the only way to end it.
You’re free and so am I.
O’C. Well, I must say you’ve cut it down pretty fine. You’ve left it
to within an hour of the auction to deliver the knock-out.
PEGGY. I left it as long as I could, Hugh--till there wasn’t a gleam
of hope anywhere.
O’C. The auction wasn’t enough of a tragedy for one day! It needed
this to finish it.... Here, will you take these things back?
PEGGY. I can’t, Hugh. And I always told you it was folly to put so
much money in those presents. Something at half a crown would have done
me just as well.
O’C. Perhaps. But I didn’t want a half-crown sweetheart. Nor a
half-crown wife either. A woman at that price is usually very dear in
the end. [_Offers packet_] Here, Peggy. Take them and keep them. They’ll
remind you of a very foolish fellow....
PEGGY. I can’t, Hugh.
O’C. You mean you won’t?
PEGGY. I won’t.
O’C. [_flings packet across kitchen_]. To blazes with that! And with
every romantic thing on earth.
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