Proper pride : $b A novel. Volume 1 (of 3) — John Shaqi
Proper pride : $b A novel. Volume 1 (of 3)Croker, B. M. (Bithia Mary)
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Proper pride : $b A novel. Volume 1 (of 3)
Croker, B. M. (Bithia Mary)
English fiction -- Irish authors
Finding herself in the presence of a vigorous will, Mrs. Chambers,
who was weak-minded and indolent, eventually succumbed, and very
reluctantly settled to her task. The last marriage certificate was
used as a copy, and splendidly imitated by Mrs. Chambers; the name of
Reginald Fairfax was substituted for the man, and Fanny Cole for the
spinster. The witnesses’ and the clergyman’s signatures were added. The
only name that was really forged was the clergyman’s: “A correct copy
of certificate of marriage as signed and attested by me.--HUGH PARRY.”
This was a facsimile; the remaining part of the certificate was in a
round clerkly hand, as if copied by that functionary. It was finished,
and, villanous document as it was, was in every respect to all
appearance an authorised and legal copy of a certificate of marriage.
Miss Mason having quieted her friend’s scruples by assuring her
over and over again that it was “only a joke,” and having refreshed
her with five-o’clock tea and half a brandy-and-soda, and sworn her
to profoundest secrecy, dismissed her tool with much affectionate
demonstration. She then locked up the book and papers and went for a
drive, with the calm conviction that she had done a good afternoon’s
work. The following day an anonymous letter containing the mock
certificate was despatched to Lady Fairfax.
I should here mention that when the old clerk called for the register
and his ten rupees, and got them, he hastened to the Bazaar and laid in
a fine supply of arrack, which he conveyed to his solitary “go down.”
His orgie was on such an extensive scale that when he upset a lighted
kerosine lamp he was perfectly incapable of stirring or extinguishing
it, so he and his house and the marriage register were all consumed
together. This occurrence was related to Miss Mason a few evenings
afterwards at the band, as one of the items of local “gup;” also
that the church register was missing--had recently and mysteriously
disappeared; and that the general belief was that the defunct clerk had
made away with it.
Miss Mason received the intelligence as a polite but totally
disinterested listener; but as she rolled along the dusty roads in her
carriage, on her way home, she thought all the time of her little joke
and its probable consequences.
“‘Sweet is revenge, especially to women.’ I forget who wrote that;
but it’s true,” she murmured. “Mine is even more complete than I had
expected. Mr. Parry is dead; the clerk and the register burnt; the
witnesses, John and Jane Fox, gone to Australia nearly two years ago.
Clear yourself if you can, Sir Reginald Fairfax; I’ll not help you; and
I think you will find that I have given you a difficult task.”
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