French fiction -- Translations into English; Short stories, French -- Translations into English
“None to me exactly; but I’ll tell you. We had got down on all fours to
stand her up, and Monsieur de Peyrehorade, he was pulling on the rope,
too, although he hasn’t any more strength than a chicken, the excellent
man! With a good deal of trouble we got her on her feet. I was picking
up a piece of stone to wedge her, when, _patatras!_ down she went
again, all in a heap. ‘Stand from under!’ says I. But I was too late,
for Jean Coll didn’t have time to pull out his leg.”
“And he was hurt?”
“His poor leg broken off short like a stick! _Pécaïre!_ when I saw
that, I was furious. I wanted to smash the idol with my pickaxe, but
Monsieur de Peyrehorade held me back. He gave Jean Coll some money,
but he’s been in bed all the same ever since it happened, a fortnight
ago, and the doctor says he’ll never walk with that leg like the
other. It’s a pity, for he was our best runner, and next to monsieur’s
son, the best tennis player. I tell you, it made Monsieur Alphonse de
Peyrehorade feel bad, for Coll always played with him. It was fine to
see how they’d send the balls back at each other. Paf! paf! They never
touched the ground.”
Chatting thus we entered Ille, and I soon found myself in M. de
Peyrehorade’s presence. He was a little old man, still hale and
active, with powdered hair, a red nose, and a jovial, bantering air.
Before opening M. de P.’s letter, he installed himself in front of a
bountifully spread table, and introduced me to his wife and son as an
illustrious archæologist, who was destined to rescue Roussillon from
the oblivion in which the indifference of scholars had thus far left it.
While eating with a hearty appetite--for nothing is more conducive
thereto than the keen mountain air--I examined my hosts. I have
already said a word or two of M. de Peyrehorade; I must add that he
was vivacity personified. He talked, ate, rose from his chair, ran to
his library, brought books to me, showed me prints, filled my glass;
he was never at rest for two minutes in succession. His wife, who was
a trifle too stout, like all the Catalan women after they have passed
forty, impressed me as a typical provincial, who had no interests
outside of her household. Although the supper was ample for at least
six persons, she ran to the kitchen, ordered pigeons killed, all sorts
of things fried, and opened Heaven knows how many jars of preserves. In
an instant the table was laden with dishes and bottles, and I should
certainly have died of indigestion if I had even tasted everything
that was offered me. And yet, with every new dish that I declined,
there were renewed apologies. She was afraid that I would find myself
very badly off at Ille. One had so few resources in the provinces, and
Parisians were so hard to please!
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